Dear Diary..

My friends and I talked about most embarrassing sex moments and everyone had them ranging from using the wrong name to drunken  "can't get it up"  stories.  Every story made me laugh but I had to recall my own.

Many years ago, I had lust for this guy Andrew for months.  Finally on a summer trip to a cabin with friends. I finally gave in to my needs and just ripped his clothes off.   I figured it was very late at night and who would find out everyone had gone to bed.  

Well that is really not what happen at all,  First of all his brother entered the room with out knocking.   So Andrew did try to cover me up with the comforter so he couldn't see anything. But as he pulled the large comforter, he knocked me off the bed and I banged my shoulder on the floor

Well that was embarrassing enough, but some how I landed wrong and had to go to the hospital for a my  shoulder.   The entire cabin woke up and we had to explain why I'm going to a hospital.  Not sure what was more embarrassing the telling of the story or how this guy had to dress me to leave for the hospital.

Came back from the hospital wearing a sling and slept in my own bed.

Well the sex was good while it lasted that night. But I can tell you I never went to bed with him again.  I like it rough at times but that was outright dangerous.

Happy Summer - Kat ox

Dear Diary
 
Did I mention I am feisty today? Beware... Get my sparkly dog collar !

Some things that really get my panties twisted..

Okay I am sick of men whom say I always meet women whom are submissive in life, HELLO MEN, I wear the pants and the skirt and some of you can't handle it. On other note most of men I meet lately are either submissive or cheat on their wives or girlfriends. So stop your whining. Women have it just as bad.
Friends whom endless tell you they are single, NO KIDDING you even make me want to die. I can't image anyone dating you.

Anyone that takes to long to email me back or you send a great long email to them and they send you one or two lines back. just ignore my email then for christ sakes.

Bandwagon sports fans, You know what I am talking about.. All the new sports fans in town or any hot team that sparks interest and everyone jumps on the wagon.. Wash off the face paint buddy.

Recently some married man, I will leave him nameless cause your worthless, He told me everyone should act more French in life. In his words that you can be married and a solid provider. But you also have many lovers . He thought this line would work on me. Sorry some of my family is French and that is called adultery, it's not a French thing. You are a cheater. So bon voyage to you..

Is anal sex really not popular, I do like it. I find it funny how many people say they don't like it. It's actually really hot when you get kinky in the sack.
 
I need to go watch some hot nasty porn and cum till I relax
 
How is that for a Tuesday ?
 
Muah -- Kat

Dear Diary..

I am finishing up this summer with the Fifty Shade series.  I am on last book entitled Fifty Shades Freed.

Open your Legs, he orders

I move them apart.

Wider he orders

He then calls me a good girl.

Something about being called a good girl, when I'm being a nasty little slut for your partner.  It just makes you feel like its your job. That is one job I don't mind having. I have to admit that is quite a turn on for me when I am being talked to while having sex.  

As much as I love dirty talk, to me it's the right words or phrases that pull me in to a new sexual experiences.  So call me sweet baby as you bend me over the bed.

So I have loved reading the 50 shades books. Just like the book, maybe I need to get spanking when I do things wrong.  But in that case that would happen every day.

Hope you had a Happy Hump Day ~ Kat ox