Dear Diary..

My friends and I talked about most embarrassing sex moments and everyone had them ranging from using the wrong name to drunken  "can't get it up"  stories.  Every story made me laugh but I had to recall my own.

Many years ago, I had lust for this guy Andrew for months.  Finally on a summer trip to a cabin with friends. I finally gave in to my needs and just ripped his clothes off.   I figured it was very late at night and who would find out everyone had gone to bed.  

Well that is really not what happen at all,  First of all his brother entered the room with out knocking.   So Andrew did try to cover me up with the comforter so he couldn't see anything. But as he pulled the large comforter, he knocked me off the bed and I banged my shoulder on the floor

Well that was embarrassing enough, but some how I landed wrong and had to go to the hospital for a my  shoulder.   The entire cabin woke up and we had to explain why I'm going to a hospital.  Not sure what was more embarrassing the telling of the story or how this guy had to dress me to leave for the hospital.

Came back from the hospital wearing a sling and slept in my own bed.

Well the sex was good while it lasted that night. But I can tell you I never went to bed with him again.  I like it rough at times but that was outright dangerous.

Happy Summer - Kat ox

Dear Diary
 
Did I mention I am feisty today? Beware... Get my sparkly dog collar !

Some things that really get my panties twisted..

Okay I am sick of men whom say I always meet women whom are submissive in life, HELLO MEN, I wear the pants and the skirt and some of you can't handle it. On other note most of men I meet lately are either submissive or cheat on their wives or girlfriends. So stop your whining. Women have it just as bad.
Friends whom endless tell you they are single, NO KIDDING you even make me want to die. I can't image anyone dating you.

Anyone that takes to long to email me back or you send a great long email to them and they send you one or two lines back. just ignore my email then for christ sakes.

Bandwagon sports fans, You know what I am talking about.. All the new sports fans in town or any hot team that sparks interest and everyone jumps on the wagon.. Wash off the face paint buddy.

Recently some married man, I will leave him nameless cause your worthless, He told me everyone should act more French in life. In his words that you can be married and a solid provider. But you also have many lovers . He thought this line would work on me. Sorry some of my family is French and that is called adultery, it's not a French thing. You are a cheater. So bon voyage to you..

Is anal sex really not popular, I do like it. I find it funny how many people say they don't like it. It's actually really hot when you get kinky in the sack.
 
I need to go watch some hot nasty porn and cum till I relax
 
How is that for a Tuesday ?
 
Muah -- Kat

Dear Diary..

Do you remember when you used to dry hump or grind as part of your sexual hook up.  Back then maybe that's all you even got on a date !

How hot it would get when your all dressed and pressed against each other.   Maybe you're orgasm would come from increased friction. Just thinking of how much you would almost wrestle to get in hotter more tighter position to grind.

Now I tend to get naked a tad bit faster and dry hump a little less.  Now I just put out !

Maybe I'll bring the dry hump back and see how long he can last!

Happy Friday-- Grind it !

Dear Diary ...

My new hitachi magic wand suppose to arrive any day now.  My free gift that comes with my order is a Crystal Pleaser and dvd porn. The dvd porn is called Swirl Throwdown 2.  

With that movie title alone that dvd porn is probably not flying off the shelf's. But I promise to watch and give a review.

It will be my first glass sex toy So it's should be an orgasmic week.  I'm waiting at the door like a puppy just wanting a walk.  But I look much sexier in a dog collar. Plus I'm sure I'd be much hotter to take for a walk

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Girl's Night Out started on Friday night at dinner and ended on Sunday late afternoon. It was suppose to be just dinner but ended up a weekend full of cocktails, spa, shopping and parties. It was just what the doctor ordered.

Went for a bikini wax at the spa. Something about the intimate touch and the wax pain is like an instant sexual turn on for me. It's like kinky foreplay. I can't explain what I love best how the pain feels as it's waxed. Maybe I love just having this young hot Asian girl putting me in sexual positions to give me a brazilian wax.

So now my sexual drive is in over drive. It's to bad I can't get vagina waxed everyday.

Maybe it's a good day to start looking for new sex toys.


<3 Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I just got an invitation to a party in August and the theme is "White Party" In my mind this party theme has run it's course. The decor will be so beautiful, but I hate white clothes. 

I have to admit I will the girl at this party that will either spill a drink on my dress or someone will step on my shoes.  I better start looking for a sequin white dress so at least I can sparkle when I get there.

I am having a girls night tonight,  we are going to the movie Magic Mike then out for cocktails. This movie is just total eye  candy and about male strippers. I am sure my hormones will be revved up tonight.  God bless any guys that we meet out tonight. 

I really felt this week just dragged so I am so ready for the weekend to start.  I better start planning my Fourth of July plans.  I don't want to miss the big bang !

Love Kat  ox