Dear Diary..

My friends and I talked about most embarrassing sex moments and everyone had them ranging from using the wrong name to drunken  "can't get it up"  stories.  Every story made me laugh but I had to recall my own.

Many years ago, I had lust for this guy Andrew for months.  Finally on a summer trip to a cabin with friends. I finally gave in to my needs and just ripped his clothes off.   I figured it was very late at night and who would find out everyone had gone to bed.  

Well that is really not what happen at all,  First of all his brother entered the room with out knocking.   So Andrew did try to cover me up with the comforter so he couldn't see anything. But as he pulled the large comforter, he knocked me off the bed and I banged my shoulder on the floor

Well that was embarrassing enough, but some how I landed wrong and had to go to the hospital for a my  shoulder.   The entire cabin woke up and we had to explain why I'm going to a hospital.  Not sure what was more embarrassing the telling of the story or how this guy had to dress me to leave for the hospital.

Came back from the hospital wearing a sling and slept in my own bed.

Well the sex was good while it lasted that night. But I can tell you I never went to bed with him again.  I like it rough at times but that was outright dangerous.

Happy Summer - Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Please don't leave me ....

The summer just shows up and you have the best time for a few months. Then it just dumps you before winter months.  It's like a bad break up and you were denial it was going to happen.

I feel like curling up with Ben and Jerry's ice cream in my boy shorts and crying in to my pillow.  Maybe I will play Adele cd's and eat potato chips.  I had a large summer buzz now I have a fall hangover. I'm not one for getting back together with anyone who dumps me. But I'd consider hooking up with the summer for a few more weeks.
 
So I'm still dragging myself kicking and screaming in to September. It's time to pack up the flip flops and sun dresses.  The only plus side of packing the open toe heels is I can start wearing knee hi boots.

At least football season has started, that always brings me a smile.  Let's hope for a touch down, when I start tailgating next weekend. Maybe getting tackled in the Fall won't be so bad.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am finishing up this summer with the Fifty Shade series.  I am on last book entitled Fifty Shades Freed.

Open your Legs, he orders

I move them apart.

Wider he orders

He then calls me a good girl.

Something about being called a good girl, when I'm being a nasty little slut for your partner.  It just makes you feel like its your job. That is one job I don't mind having. I have to admit that is quite a turn on for me when I am being talked to while having sex.  

As much as I love dirty talk, to me it's the right words or phrases that pull me in to a new sexual experiences.  So call me sweet baby as you bend me over the bed.

So I have loved reading the 50 shades books. Just like the book, maybe I need to get spanking when I do things wrong.  But in that case that would happen every day.

Hope you had a Happy Hump Day ~ Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Well today's my half birthday. I never really celebrated it before this year. But it's just other reason to have a fun time and get gifts. Okay I tossed in the gifts part, a girl can hope can't she. Maybe I should get a half birthday crown and hit the town tonight. I feel the urge to splurge in raspberry martini's.

Maybe I will treat myself to some new shoes to celebrate my half birthday. Just sometimes about shoes, just puts me in a good mood. I find sexy shoes just bring out my inner dirty kitty. It just puts a wiggle in your walk and diva in the bedroom with the right pair.  

Christian Grey had me at 50 shades of Grey and Christian Louboutin had me with these metallic shimmered heels

Happy Half Birthday to me-- Hope I don't get half the spankings

~Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Did you miss me-- Well July 4th week was much like fireworks. It went off with a bang and brighten my world. I spent time with my oldest and dearest friends and wished the week never ended.
 

Since sex always becomes the topic of our late night conversations.  We all started reading the book
50 Shades of Grey as a book club right now

Let me tell you it's more like 50 shades of orgasms for me. I knew the book was dirty, but I had  no idea the story line.  The more I read the book, maybe I should consider being punished or controlled.

I think my sex drive just went up 50 notches.  I should be ready for the next book in the series this week.
I usually wait for the movie but this book gets my panties in a twist.

Well hump it up its Hump day, if not just grab the book and get dirty

Dear Diary...

I either got off to much last night or my orgasms are missing. No matter what I do I'm just can't get off today

I mixed it up with toys and new kinds of porn.  I even looked at adult shows on Cinemax.  I know why that didn't work, the shows are so "standard vanilla sex"  I love the cheesy music in sex scenes, cause the actors never talk.    How can you not talk during sex.

Maybe I'll give my body a break or I'll be posting. --Missing my orgasm signs around the neighbor

My neighbors found her dog that way- It might work for me

Happy Hump Day ...  K ox

 

 

Dear Diary..

This weather is driving me crazy,one day it's warm the next day so chilly. I'm ready for summer and all the fun it will brings. I want it so very hot like the dirty scenes in the movie from nine and half weeks.

I want sex in rainy alley or spoon feed sensual foods draped on the kitchen floor. maybe I need a summer affair like this movie.

With all this talk it will be a Happy Hump Day

oxox

Dear Diary...

Miss me ~ miss me now you have to kiss me!

I am so happy to be back around. I feel like I've been gone for months But sometimes it's recharges your battery.

While I was gone, I had my first orgasm sitting on top of a washing machine. The second I saw it shake in the spin cycle I got so very turned on.

Just sitting on top of it as it bumped and spinned I could not believe it I had an intense orgasm.

I came back within all clean clothes, I could not get enough of that spin cycle

Happy Hump Day ooxx

Dear Diary...

I am a night owl -- maybe cause I get in all my late night trouble this way -  But over all I stay up way to late and everyone tells me to take sleeping pills lately.

I never take sleeping pills and I don't need any with the Hitachi magic wand. That wears me out and I get achieved orgasm every time. I love that the sex toy plugs into the wall. To me anything with batteries is just not strong enough

The only drawback is suggested usage time is 20 minutes. When it gets warm I'm afraid it's going to go on fire. Maybe I should start dating a fireman

Get hot this hump day 

Love K ox

Dear Diary

I noticed this week, as I am drinking a glass of wine while watching celebrity rehab or eating pizza watching addicted to food. It's like everyone struggles to be better when maybe just being yourself is easier then always trying to change.

I know something about me that never changes  I do check out bulge in a guys pants. I try and guess how big he may be. Sometimes you get a surprise and other times your let down. It's really no different then guys checking out my ass or chest. Sometimes with just one look you know it was meant for you.

I am at a mid week hump and I swear this week is dragging.  Maybe it's the crappy weather. I might need a hump tonight just to get thru this week.

Be good to yourself-- Kit ox