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Dear Diary...

I either got off to much last night or my orgasms are missing. No matter what I do I'm just can't get off today

I mixed it up with toys and new kinds of porn.  I even looked at adult shows on Cinemax.  I know why that didn't work, the shows are so "standard vanilla sex"  I love the cheesy music in sex scenes, cause the actors never talk.    How can you not talk during sex.

Maybe I'll give my body a break or I'll be posting. --Missing my orgasm signs around the neighbor

My neighbors found her dog that way- It might work for me

Happy Hump Day ...  K ox

 

 

Dear Diary...

Miss me ~ miss me now you have to kiss me!

I am so happy to be back around. I feel like I've been gone for months But sometimes it's recharges your battery.

While I was gone, I had my first orgasm sitting on top of a washing machine. The second I saw it shake in the spin cycle I got so very turned on.

Just sitting on top of it as it bumped and spinned I could not believe it I had an intense orgasm.

I came back within all clean clothes, I could not get enough of that spin cycle

Happy Hump Day ooxx

Dear Diary...

I am a night owl -- maybe cause I get in all my late night trouble this way -  But over all I stay up way to late and everyone tells me to take sleeping pills lately.

I never take sleeping pills and I don't need any with the Hitachi magic wand. That wears me out and I get achieved orgasm every time. I love that the sex toy plugs into the wall. To me anything with batteries is just not strong enough

The only drawback is suggested usage time is 20 minutes. When it gets warm I'm afraid it's going to go on fire. Maybe I should start dating a fireman

Get hot this hump day 

Love K ox

Dear Diary,

I have no idea what happen to the last month. Maybe I'll start 2012 now. I have to start my New Year's resolutions. At least I am not failed yet . Still in search of the a new sexual fetish that gets me off.

Someone asked me if I've ever faked an orgasm, I can be sure I never faked on a phone sex call. I know how to get myself off during the hot call.

But during sex I sometimes fake it if the guy is not turning me on. He thinks he got me off but I just want him off my body .

Speaking of my body - I'm off to go lingerie shopping!

Love K ox