Dear Diary
 
Did I mention I am feisty today? Beware... Get my sparkly dog collar !

Some things that really get my panties twisted..

Okay I am sick of men whom say I always meet women whom are submissive in life, HELLO MEN, I wear the pants and the skirt and some of you can't handle it. On other note most of men I meet lately are either submissive or cheat on their wives or girlfriends. So stop your whining. Women have it just as bad.
Friends whom endless tell you they are single, NO KIDDING you even make me want to die. I can't image anyone dating you.

Anyone that takes to long to email me back or you send a great long email to them and they send you one or two lines back. just ignore my email then for christ sakes.

Bandwagon sports fans, You know what I am talking about.. All the new sports fans in town or any hot team that sparks interest and everyone jumps on the wagon.. Wash off the face paint buddy.

Recently some married man, I will leave him nameless cause your worthless, He told me everyone should act more French in life. In his words that you can be married and a solid provider. But you also have many lovers . He thought this line would work on me. Sorry some of my family is French and that is called adultery, it's not a French thing. You are a cheater. So bon voyage to you..

Is anal sex really not popular, I do like it. I find it funny how many people say they don't like it. It's actually really hot when you get kinky in the sack.
 
I need to go watch some hot nasty porn and cum till I relax
 
How is that for a Tuesday ?
 
Muah -- Kat

Dear Diary...

So, yesterday was National Orgasm Day. I'm sure it's bad luck, but I plugged in my Hitachi magic wand.  My guess is that the wand didn't want to celebrate, as it actually sparked. I tried to convince myself that it was just one spark, and that maybe I should try it again to be sure. It turned back on, but sounded different. I heard my wand on it's dying day.    

Within minutes, I ordered a new one and now counting down the days until it arrives. That should be the end of my story. But, I am almost lost without the Hitachi magic wand and it's only been one day. I feel like I need to have a funeral. I could not even sleep last night since I am so used to using the wand to relax. It was my sexual security blanket.

I've had my Hitachi Magic Wand for a over three years. It's probably the longest sexual relationship I’ve had with anyone.  I feel like I got dumped ...

 

So, I am days away from a new one arriving and I’m not sure how I am going to function with out it. Maybe I should see it as getting myself a new play thing.

 

xoxox

Dear Diary...

Last week while watching old Sex and the City episodes.  Samantha gets herself Pearl G-string panties. Well it sounded so tempting , I had to just go online and buy them. I could have went with one strand but I went for double the balls. I mean double the pearls.  I figured double the pleasure.

Something about wearing a double pearl thong, I loved the feeling, the fit and the way they rolled across pussy lips when you moved certain ways.  It was like someone teasing me all day.

I feel like this was the best investment to my lingerie collection. I joked with my girlfriends that you can be a "royal" slut wearing  your best pearls out for the night.

Maybe I should try the one set of pearl g string cause the double got me a homeroom so fast.

Luv-- K ox