Dear Diary....

I go thru stages of obsession with stuff, lip gloss, sour patch kids, flip flops, glittery tank tops, sex toys, ipods, boy shorts and power drinks.  I just really find something I like and I just go with it. But sometimes it just sticks with me.

I  have a huge obsession with porn. I always make jokes, I use it as a learning tool. No matter how good you are in bed you can learn to be better. What one guy will think is very hot the next guy will think it's not.  I often found I dirty talk more in bed if they do, it's odd how a new partner can sexual add to or repress your needs or desires. The two of you start to build a sex life together.  Sometimes your wants and  fantasy don't match each other. With each sexual partner it's like a new adventure

I am not saying you need to run out  and screw the world. But you do need to find the ride that best fits your needs.

Get out there and find the ride, sometimes you must be this big to go on this ride comes in handy !!

Happy Weekend-- Kat

Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary. Just got a pair of shoes I ordered in the mail and this is the first thing that popped in to my head.     As much as I like a guy to push me down and tell me he owns me. He can tell me he's going to use me any way he wants. But beware two can play this game.  I also have a demanding side myself.  Once I put on the right heels or boots for a man to just worship the ground I walk on. I click into aggressive little minx. I am turned on just making a man crumble at my feet for attention. You have to let him know who is in charge. Drag him around in a dog collar or make him pay to cum with his wallet. Spending his money while he's is blowing a load. I am not the kind of girl who just loves pets but watching a man do anything for me is the kind of pet this girl could get used to having.    - Love Kat ox --

Dear Diary...

did you miss me?

Everyone's doing it?

Do you really think people have sex as much as they say they do ?

I am very honest about my sex life. It's odd people lie about their sex life's. They lie about how many partners - They lie about how big your cock is - They lie on how long they last in the sack ! Do you think we lie because we are afraid to be honest. Yes I have to admit, not everyone is a porn star.

Do you think it makes you cool if you have a higher number of sex partners then others. I wont lie if you tell me you only slept with one person your whole life, I might think your lying or strange. Maybe I should be saying WOW, that is great you found that person right away.

Why do people think if you have a phone sex line that your lining men up around the corner. Just sucking dick of every guy like a fantasy football team. Yes I can understand the fantasy of all of the hot times. But I like being a regular girl with a dirty mouth and a fun time.

Just like High School, you will find the class president, the drama queen and cheerleader. You just grow older and new roles happen.

 But I can tell you one thing, Everyone was not doing it then and everyone is not doing it now.

Dear Diary...

Woo-hoo it's almost the weekend.  Watch out world-- I am in a primal mood. My sexuality is bursting at the seams.

I feel like everything keeps triggering me in to over drive.  I can't even eat a dish of ice cream without my mouth and mind wandering. I've could have a world record of porn watching this week.

Every image in my mind I am ripping off his shirt or begging him for more

Maybe I will go on a prowl, my bedroom might be like a crime scene in the morning.  I'll have a chalk outline of an unsuspecting  victim.  I at least will already have the hand cuffs

Get Dirty -- oxox

 

Dear Diary

 

For the love of Birth control, It's funny I am all for not having a baby right now in my life. But why is that when your in the heat in the moment you can't bring up protection. I know it kills the mood.

 

Would you rather have dirty hot sex with someone then ask to make sure your both safe. I know I am guilty of this crime. No worry you only get a nine month sentence when you're not careful.

Why do we risk a nine months pregnancy and life time of child raising over a five minute conversation on a condom.  Is it that hard to ask someone to cover up. Even after watching all the after school specials and lifetime movies. I still might take a risk in the sack and just make them "pull out" in time

Now they have what's call the morning after pill, that sounds like something I would take after a hangover. Can you image just keeping a bottle of morning after pills with the aspirin. I think that would give a whole new meaning to taking pills.

 

So cover up and let it sizzle !

 

Happy Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Thursday !!!

The first thing that comes to mind when I woke up in this warm weather.  It's time for a Brazilian wax,   Sometimes I like to have a very tiny fur coat for winter. You gotta keep that kitty warm ! 

Now my Kitty needs some air conditioning for summer.   I find it funny how guys are so opinionated on how a woman should groom herself.  I really never met a guy in the heat of the moment, asking if I just went waxing.

Something about hot weather brings on the beast in people. I have to tell you I love the fun summer time. But please give me cold air anytime of the day.  Maybe I should have sex on a block of ice.   Now that is something I have not done before !

Keep Cool-- Kit-Kat oxox

Dear Diary,

 Happy Friday-- This week just went so fast, I am so ready for this weekend. My friends get all drunk and blame drinking for acting like a slut. Sorry no matter how much vodka I'm drinking I know when cock hits my face. It's not like your waking along and you fall on dick. It's okay to just go out and let loose. But embrace your sexual self. 

I am going to a party this weekend and my college ex boyfriend will also be there. The only thing I miss about him was he could kiss me until I  had wet panties. He was beyond good with his mouth. I might have to give him a kiss goodnight or see if his mouth works wonders still.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I am weekend ready already !! -- I have my inner kitty as my sexy weapon.  --Meow

 I know when to flip my hair or brush it from my face every so lightly.   I use my eyes to tell the story knowing your just waiting for my words.  I am going to find some fun this weekend. I am so ready for it !  Watch out this kitty is on the loose.

I saw this glittery corset that ties up the back with thick party type ribbon. To me that sounds like one gift, I might have to get myself.  I would be like a birthday gift just waiting to be opened.

My birthday is coming up this Saturday-- maybe I should I should start the party now.

-- Kat ox

Dear Diary

I always laugh when guys make a big deal about girls at a strip club. Honestly I never saw why it's a huge deal. It's not like I we don't have the same body parts. I can see how it's hot watching two girls together.

I loved my first lap dance. Her name was "Petal" and she works me over. When she touched my face I wanted to jut kiss her. I got hooked right away. Since then,  I have always find it so hot to give a sexy hot grinding lap dance.

It's takes practice to perfect the grind.  I always found the best way to perfect my lap dance. I

put on sexy music and use a chair.

When my date least expects it I then turn on my talents and gives his lap a grind. To real spice it up I tie him

to the chair

Oh I am ready for the weekend -- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am just waiting for the New Year's Eve.  I am going to toast to a new year and toss you all a kiss at midnight.  

I always find New Years Eve to be a dirty holiday. Since most people going out just want to send out the year with a bang.   Watch who you bring home on New Years Eve, its a bad way to kick things off in the morning in a new year.

I am having a house party this year and should be a great time.  Looking forward to spending time with friends and getting crazy.  Plus how easy if I want to hook up since my bedroom is just upstairs.

I have to start making my New Year's Resolutions,  Besides being a dirty kitty, I should really make some goals this upcoming year.  I find no matter what I pick to change, I usually forget what I was doing by early March.  I was thinking of having a goal of getting out of my bed earlier every day. But honestly I can't image any guy wants me to stick to that !

Be Safe and Happy New Year -- Kat

Dear Diary,

I usually like holiday season a little, but I might be at my breaking point of hearing about people holiday cheer.  I could jump in bed and sleep till 2014.  

Maybe I will just put sex on my mind to block out the Christmas countdown, Holiday songs and wrapping presents. 

Let's not forget how much I still have to do.   I guess I rather wear red panties and just watch porn on my iphone.

Ho it up this week it might be the best ho ho ho you get this season.

Kat ox

Dear Diary..

So I've been going to the gym for a month.  Let me be clear my idea of working out used to be dancing with cocktails on Friday night.  Then dunking my chicken fingers in dipping sauce.  It was one hell of a work out.

So the first few times at the gym I just went and did my thing. I'd come home exhausted.

Then a hot girl started flirting with me.  She ended up being a little prude because once I started putting my moves on her,  she now just flashes a shy smile and works out.   If you can't handle it don't start it

So I started running on the treadmill the last few days I noticed the same guy run's next to me. He runs to impress me, you would think he was about to win a marathon tonight.  

He needs a clue,  impressing me would be bending me over in the parking lot of the gym. Because nothing turns me on like being taken in the heat of the moment

So now when I go to the gym I check out everyone  It just fuels me and my sexual appetite.

Now that's why I work out !!

--K oxox

Dear Diary...

So, yesterday was National Orgasm Day. I'm sure it's bad luck, but I plugged in my Hitachi magic wand.  My guess is that the wand didn't want to celebrate, as it actually sparked. I tried to convince myself that it was just one spark, and that maybe I should try it again to be sure. It turned back on, but sounded different. I heard my wand on it's dying day.    

Within minutes, I ordered a new one and now counting down the days until it arrives. That should be the end of my story. But, I am almost lost without the Hitachi magic wand and it's only been one day. I feel like I need to have a funeral. I could not even sleep last night since I am so used to using the wand to relax. It was my sexual security blanket.

I've had my Hitachi Magic Wand for a over three years. It's probably the longest sexual relationship I’ve had with anyone.  I feel like I got dumped ...

 

So, I am days away from a new one arriving and I’m not sure how I am going to function with out it. Maybe I should see it as getting myself a new play thing.

 

xoxox

Dear Diary..

My holiday weekend was so great.  I feel like I'm in recovery mode now since late last night.  Fireworks still remind me of sex, maybe to many things do.  Sometimes sex sparkles and goes off like a big bang and other times it goes up but you don't get what your expecting.

Recently I was told my bed is like a large marshmallow. I have a large puffy white comforter and a ton a fluffy pillows you just can sink yourself on my very soft mattress.  I should call it the toasted marshmallow when I heat things up in my bedroom. 

I'm really not a girl who dwells on relationship titles. I have a good head on my shoulders. I know where I stand all the time with guys. I don't need a title to make myself feel important. When people say hey what a cute couple, I always want to say we are just friends with benefits for shock factor.  I hate people who just assume your relationship status.

Relationship are what you make of them and how you feel when you are them. Don't let titles define you.  Just live in the moment.

Rock this Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am all for being tied up but I am handcuff girl. I don't mean fuzzy girly handcuffs, which are very cute and fun. I have used a man's tie, silk scarf and rope among many things.   But I am certain I am all for metal handcuffs. I want to feel the cold metal steel cuffs against my skin.

When I see a police officer, I often just think of getting arrested with his cuffs.   Maybe he should bend me over and frisk me.  It's to bad I have to commit a crime to get that kind of Interrogation.

I get even more turned on making my guy submit to will when I cuff him.  I love watching his face when I am in charge.   Sometimes you have to just take charge and get what you want.

Speaking of things I want besides summer to start...

Maybe I need a new pair silver metal cuffs.

Dear Diary..

I have come to terms with what I am.  I am a huge flirt and I am fine with it.  You can call me a cock tease and I could live with that.  I like a guy who can really flirt with me.  He should be able to get my panties wet before he even touches me.

When I say flirt with me,  I am not talking dirty talk. But I do like it tossed in here and there. You can start with eye contact, sly smiles and flattery.  Everyone wants to hear comments that linger in the mind.

If your going to flirt I say go right for it, send texts, emails or just pull me in so very close just to tell me something simple. Just feeling your'e body heat can just rise up the chemistry.

Sometimes the art of flirting is just staging a chance encounter, whether the event happens or not the rush can be explosive.

Get out and flirt this weekend and make me proud

Have a great one   oxox

Dear Diary,

Did you miss me -- Can you image I can't talk ??

I have had Laryngitis for a few days, It seems everyone wants to talk to you when you can't really say anything back. It reminds me of when you have a significant other you give off a vibe, since that is when I swear I get hit on most. Talk about temptation. Once you're single its like what happen to all the action. When it rain's it pours and when your in a drought your almost begging for water.

I made a pledge to myself to be good girl this weekend and actually stay in and watch TV. My DVR better be ready to put out over and over. It's going to be long weekend for me. I am not even sure I will be able to stay in for three days. My god I feel like I am being punished. (maybe I am -I think the last two weekends is the reason I have laryngitis)

The only benefit of not being able to talk is I am gotten much better at dirty texting and online shopping - A girl has to do what a girl has to do !

Happy Thursday ox

Dear Diary...

Holy October -- I better start coming up with my Halloween costume.   Over the weekend,  I joked I was going to be smurfette.  Maybe I should at least go try on a blue skin tight body stocking. Now that sounds like a trick and a treat. I want something different this year for Halloween

I had a fun filled weekend full of my favorite things, then ended the weekend at the Chicago Bears game. I had to rest all day Monday just to recover. A group of guys I met at the game spent the entire tailgate cock blocking each other, they should have had a better game plan if they want to pick up women.  At first I thought how stupid,  but then realized they must have had a bet to see who got my number.  The answer was none of them. Better luck next time. 

Over the weekend one of guys I dated over the summer left a few drunken voice and text messages on my phone. At first they were cute and funny. Then they got dirty but something must have happened to him. Must have been the vodka talking,  but he was ending his messages with love and missing me.

Sometimes alcohol can do bring out the best and worse in people. I think I will call him back next weekend and just replay all his messages. I can't wait to hear his response.



Love K oxox

Dear Diary,

Good bye Summer .. 

I have been putting this blog off because it's really to hard to say good bye. 

I pretty upfront about stuff in my life, I had a relationship break up in February. I learned that life goes on and learned timing is everything.

Trust me it took many dirty martinis, my friends, a few new pairs of shoes, rebound sex and buttery popcorn. 

I took the summer on single and boy did I make the best of it. I finished the summer with a broken toe. But it was better then a broken heart. But it made it harder to wear high heels.

I learned guys think your easy if you a phone sex girl. To be honest I am probably harder to score with. I know how to get off without your  help. But I can say I might be open then other girls. You have to mix it up in the bedroom. I am always looking for a way for the next big orgasm.

I love the fall weather, football, tailgating and hockey. so bring it on. Hopefully you can top my summer. I am taking on the dating world and I am pretty sure, I will give Sex in the City a run for it's money

Love K ox