Dear Diary...

 

I am reading the book called "The Bad Girl's Guide to getting what you want" I don't really need the book. I know how to get what I want. But seriously it's a fun book.

My favorite line so far is "Being a girl is your ice cream sundae - Being a bad girl is the cherry on top"

I had girl's night out recently and nothing brings out secrets like a few bottles of red wine.

One of my girls said she loved the rabbit vibrator. The next day I felt so bad not telling her about the Hitachi magic wand.

So today I sent her one in the mail with a card telling her to retire the rabbit. This will give her what she really needs.

So I am slightly addicted still to my new Hitachi wand. But I have to admit I wish it had a stronger motor like maybe a lawn mower.

Well I'm happy - But always wanting more that's why I'm the cherry on top of that sundae.

Happy Hump Day  oxox   

Dear Diary...

So, yesterday was National Orgasm Day. I'm sure it's bad luck, but I plugged in my Hitachi magic wand.  My guess is that the wand didn't want to celebrate, as it actually sparked. I tried to convince myself that it was just one spark, and that maybe I should try it again to be sure. It turned back on, but sounded different. I heard my wand on it's dying day.    

Within minutes, I ordered a new one and now counting down the days until it arrives. That should be the end of my story. But, I am almost lost without the Hitachi magic wand and it's only been one day. I feel like I need to have a funeral. I could not even sleep last night since I am so used to using the wand to relax. It was my sexual security blanket.

I've had my Hitachi Magic Wand for a over three years. It's probably the longest sexual relationship I’ve had with anyone.  I feel like I got dumped ...

 

So, I am days away from a new one arriving and I’m not sure how I am going to function with out it. Maybe I should see it as getting myself a new play thing.

 

xoxox

Dear Diary..

Weekends are to short and that is a fact   It should be play for 5 days and work for 2.  Now that is my kind of life.

No matter how long your in a relationship, you and your other should still go out with friends.   I wold say my relationship is fairly new. Everyone loves a girls night out or hitting the bar with the guys. 

The unwritten rules are a must for the best night out. So your not suppose to bring or see your "other" that night.  Just like Vegas-- what happens stays with the group.   This weekend on my girls night out.  My "other" and his friends showed up at the same bar.  Let's be clear I know he knew I was there. I had no problem he was there.  

My girls were thrilled on more guys to pick from in his friends. But nothing more priceless then watching the faces of my "other" buddies watching him pick me over his boys on their night out.  The best line was "he is a goner"  I guess someone has a big crush on me.   Overall ended up being a very late night and all had fun ! 

Speaking of fun, I was watching a TV show this weekend and the girl got a Hitachi magic wand for a her wedding shower. The fiance comes home to find her orgasmic over  it. She says I have to admit I never knew what a orgasm really was until I got that toy.  I have to admit I felt that same way. I had orgasms but never like that. I might  have my big crush on that sex toy.  It might be priceless when my "other" finds out my real crush is!

Happy Monday

Dear Diary..

It's fun to go back !-- My friends from college had a cocktail party over the weekend. Cock comes with cocktails.  No matter how classy the party.  I thought I'd cock tease up my college ex boyfriend who flew in town. But I change my mind when the party started. He is my ex boyfriend for a reason.  I never met anyone who over thinks everything.  He is the type of person whom plans everything in life.  Sometimes you have to just go with the flow.  I heard he is dating a quiet librarian. I might have been to much for his mind to handle.  The party was a good time and loved seeing everyone.

I can give you the review of two thumbs up on my hitachi wand with attachments.  I loved the attachments without a doubt.  I have to say I liked the curved attachment piece the best.  It reminds me cock. but I actually like my cock bigger then the attachment.  

I am thinking of going as Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween.  Maybe I will meet the big bad wolf..  I could say my what big cock  you have. !!   I am pretty sure that is not how the story goes..

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I am suffering from to much sleep.  I went to bed way to early and got up way to late. Now I am beyond lazy. I usually don't spend that much time in bed unless I am getting laid. !

I broke my favorite sex toy, it's like losing a boyfriend.  I might have to get other one. It's like going to bed every night without him. I did try using other sex toy it was like getting sloppy seconds. I'm not sure how long I can go without the hitachi wand.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today for lunch, I felt like a school girl. I feel like busting out the lunch box, pony tails and Catholic school skirt. It's fun to bring back your childhood.


Have a good day-- Kitty ox