Dear Diary...

I often read other blogs and wonder why girls feel the need to
exaggerate on how many dicks they slobber a week. You can be sexy,
dirty and hot without making yourself look like a cheap tramp.

Often you hear a tattoo called a tramp stamp. I could
never get one, I can't handle the pain.  I recently heard of this
company that you can get temporary ink with no needles. They draw and paint
on your body and it last months.  I am thinking of getting the Hello Kitty
with a devils horns. How cute would that be on my ass

Well I am looking forward to getting my devil on this weekend !

Happy almost hump day ! -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Woo-hoo it's almost the weekend.  Watch out world-- I am in a primal mood. My sexuality is bursting at the seams.

I feel like everything keeps triggering me in to over drive.  I can't even eat a dish of ice cream without my mouth and mind wandering. I've could have a world record of porn watching this week.

Every image in my mind I am ripping off his shirt or begging him for more

Maybe I will go on a prowl, my bedroom might be like a crime scene in the morning.  I'll have a chalk outline of an unsuspecting  victim.  I at least will already have the hand cuffs

Get Dirty -- oxox

Dear Diary,

 Happy Friday-- This week just went so fast, I am so ready for this weekend. My friends get all drunk and blame drinking for acting like a slut. Sorry no matter how much vodka I'm drinking I know when cock hits my face. It's not like your waking along and you fall on dick. It's okay to just go out and let loose. But embrace your sexual self. 

I am going to a party this weekend and my college ex boyfriend will also be there. The only thing I miss about him was he could kiss me until I  had wet panties. He was beyond good with his mouth. I might have to give him a kiss goodnight or see if his mouth works wonders still.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary ...

March Madness just gives me a reason to add a little more madness to my life. Something about teams in brackets just rev my engines. It's the only time I watch basketball. 

I even get pissed when teams I'd never root for before screw up my brackets.  I am sure I am just like everyone else who thinks they know everything about college hoops for a few weeks a year.

I'm so ready for other weekend.  I'm going to find myself in many martini's and all kinds of shenanigans. I feel like I've been such a good girl lately. I need some crazy nights out and bring back my kat-licious ways

It could be a crazy week, its only Monday and I am ready for Friday.   

They say Spring has sprung but I'm going to put the madness in to March


-- Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Wow this week just got away from me.  How is it Sunday already. It's like waking up from a hook up and asking what happen.  No idea where is this week went !

I am going to a wedding reception this upcoming weekend. The couple already got hitched, but they are having a big bash. Do I bring a date or find a date there.  It's reminds me of the wedding saying  "something old, something new or something blue"  I could bring the old stand by date or get someone new.  Blue could go for blue balls or me if I don't meet someone.

Something about wedding's bring out lust in people. We could blame the wedding cake, but my guess it's the cocktails.  The cocktails and wedding "love" fuel the desire that love is grand.

I remember one wedding when the groom's best-man and I hooked up in the honeymoon suite when decorating it. We would have gotten away with it if he had not left his bow-tie under the fancy comforter after we remade the bed.

So to happily ever after and hot hookup's. We will see what happens!

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

Well my carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up again. So hand jobs are ruled out. Not that I mind cause I never give then anyways. Maybe I can get a note from my doctor. Never know when your going to need proof of injury.  I should get a medical bracelet so I can show it just before hooking up.
 

Going to the spa tomorrow afternoon. I love listening to woman getting their first bikini wax. It's like listening to muffled squeaks and screams from the next room. I am usually beyond turned on after being waxed. So listening to their pain just makes me brings out the beast in me.

Watch out weekend - Here I cum..

Dear Diary....

I feel like winter came early -- Damm it's a tit nippy the last few days.  I can least wait till after Halloween to drag out the winter clothes. Mittens are only sexy if it's the only thing your wearing.

My friend Karen just called me and was wondering what should she should text a guy for a bootie call. I told her guys are simple just  text  SEX??   Trust me that should work and if not he's not bright enough for her anyways. Sometimes you gotta ask for what you want without sounding like a bad porn.

If a guy even thinks to bootie call me, he better call cause text messages to me are like hand jobs -- pointless

Bootie up everyone it's Friday

Dear Diary...

I am a sweet girl, but I can still bring the heat. Sometimes guys take my sweetness as I want relationships with them. But honestly all I wanted is the heat.

I thought about ripping off your shirt or letting you slam me against a wall. You thought I wanted to date you and all I really wanted to do was fuck you.

So when your out this weekend  don't forget behind this  sweetheart lays a sassy slut just wanting to let it all out

Happy Weekend  - Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Last night when I was out dazzling up my Friday night.  I overheard this young drunk couple talking about getting a hotel. It made me remember being a hotel two weeks ago and hearing the couple in the next room having sex.

At first I was like pissed cause all I could hear was the banging headboard. But then I could hear faint voices and moans. Who needs to rent an adult movies on cable. I actually got off just thinking it could have been threesomes. Maybe I should have knocked on the door.

Happy Saturday. --Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Did you miss me -- Can you image I can't talk ??

I have had Laryngitis for a few days, It seems everyone wants to talk to you when you can't really say anything back. It reminds me of when you have a significant other you give off a vibe, since that is when I swear I get hit on most. Talk about temptation. Once you're single its like what happen to all the action. When it rain's it pours and when your in a drought your almost begging for water.

I made a pledge to myself to be good girl this weekend and actually stay in and watch TV. My DVR better be ready to put out over and over. It's going to be long weekend for me. I am not even sure I will be able to stay in for three days. My god I feel like I am being punished. (maybe I am -I think the last two weekends is the reason I have laryngitis)

The only benefit of not being able to talk is I am gotten much better at dirty texting and online shopping - A girl has to do what a girl has to do !

Happy Thursday ox

 Dear Diary...

MaMa said knock you out-- I am considering this for Halloween. Wearing boxing gloves has it's perks. I could punch a guy in the face if he tried using a sleazy pick up line. The downside of this outfit is how could I hold a martini glass all night. The back of the boxing jacket suits me well Down and Dirty, plus it lights up.  I might  need to find knee high pink boots before I step in the ring with this outfit.

I woke up on time today and everything is going as planned-- It's the type of day I should wear a garter belt under my skirt and let kick off this weekend right.

I got invited to my friends Tina's Birthday Bar Crawl this weekend, I saw 30 women were invited. I love the ladies, but let's hope some guys bash this party. If not I always find that one girl who likes to kiss girls when drunk. I always take full  advantage of that opportunity. I already know I kissed a girl and I liked it.  Nothing gets a crowd of guys going at a bar then two girls kissing. I think this weekend has debauchery written all over it

Happy Friday -- Kat ox

Dear Dairy

Some of my friends were all worked up when they lost power during the  hurricane.  Everyone should own battery operated sex toys to past the time.  I actually enjoyed being stuck in the house.

I can't even believe this summer is coming to an end,  I swear to god it was just Memorial day weekend. Dam this summer went to fast. I feel like I have to wrap all the rest of my summer fun in the next week.

I am spending the last of my summer in Saratoga, NY.  It's one of my favorite places in the world. I have lived in Saratoga every summer since I was a little girl. It's funny I see the same people every summer and reminds me of soap opera.  Hook up's, break up's, parties and fun! 

The only good thing about it being the last weekend of summer. You won't have to hide out from your drunken weekend hook up. You won't run in him to till next summer. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

I had my tarot cards and a palm reading in the some month, I am starting to feel like the Psychic Friends Network. It's fun and creepy to just sit there and listen to your life. I might be a little more freaked out that they said the same thing on both readings. Maybe I am sucker but some of the stuff really made sense.  I know they tell you general stuff and you just make it fit in your life.  Maybe I go my tea leaves or crystal ball reading next. I might has well get from all sides.

I got the most funniest message recently a guy offered to be my fuck buddy.  Does he really think I am lacking sex that much.  But wait does that stuff really even work.  You just say want to be fuck buddies and the other person says yes.   I might have to try this out.  I am pretty sure it comes with more questions then a simple yes or no.

One of my ex boyfriends from years ago calls and texts me all the time, it's usually just friendly talk but when I am drinking I toss in the sexual flirty texts here and there. The funny thing he is dating
a new girl now. I got to meet her this weekend. She was giving me the eye like I am her competition.  I wanted to say been there, done that-- He  is all yours.  But no worry  he will still text me tonight when your in his bed. Funny how girls just assume I want him back cause he wanted to meet up this weekend.

I had a super fun weekend and I wish the summer would slow down.  I feel like I have so much more I want to do and its now August.  My psychic told me to take a leap of faith.  To me that means just do what I want and see what happens. Dam she has no idea how much trouble that will cause me

Bring it on !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I love writing here since it's like looking back at so much stuff in my life.  I love just being open and letting it all go with my words.  I also stand by you just have to stand up and dance. I put the music on as loud as I can  and just let it all go.  It's best to do this by yourself so you really put your body into it !

I am ready for that kind of weekend - I need something crazy to just happen. So let's the fire works begin. Sex reminds me of fireworks  sometimes it's just a big burst and a bang.  Sometimes your waiting  for the big bang but it little sound and a fizzled mess.  

Go out and bang-  Happy July 4th - Make it a Sparkle baby !

Be safe -- Love Kit oxox

Dear Diary..

I had a great time at a party this weekend. I had just planned on dropping in, but it was so much fun I ended staying over. Man I had a sluggish Sunday. But it was well worth it !
 

I heard a guy at a party, say he can last all night. Trust me Women don't dream of the man who can hold  off his orgasm all night long.

I really like a guy whom can bring me from zero to sixty in no time flat. Something about fast and dirty makes my day. I get turned off when guys brag about his sexual skills.

This week I am on a hunt for a new pair of heels with sexy shimmer to them.  I am tossing between silver and black.  I am ready to shine at night, all the way down to my toes.

Happy Tuesday-- Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Weekends are to short and that is a fact   It should be play for 5 days and work for 2.  Now that is my kind of life.

No matter how long your in a relationship, you and your other should still go out with friends.   I wold say my relationship is fairly new. Everyone loves a girls night out or hitting the bar with the guys. 

The unwritten rules are a must for the best night out. So your not suppose to bring or see your "other" that night.  Just like Vegas-- what happens stays with the group.   This weekend on my girls night out.  My "other" and his friends showed up at the same bar.  Let's be clear I know he knew I was there. I had no problem he was there.  

My girls were thrilled on more guys to pick from in his friends. But nothing more priceless then watching the faces of my "other" buddies watching him pick me over his boys on their night out.  The best line was "he is a goner"  I guess someone has a big crush on me.   Overall ended up being a very late night and all had fun ! 

Speaking of fun, I was watching a TV show this weekend and the girl got a Hitachi magic wand for a her wedding shower. The fiance comes home to find her orgasmic over  it. She says I have to admit I never knew what a orgasm really was until I got that toy.  I have to admit I felt that same way. I had orgasms but never like that. I might  have my big crush on that sex toy.  It might be priceless when my "other" finds out my real crush is!

Happy Monday

Dear Diary..

I am Weekend Ready !!

A few of my friends just got out of serious relationships. We are going to theme the weekend as "break up bonanza" everyone goes crazy to help friends bounce back to the real world!

Speaking of being on my back. When I see a hot porn clip. I always bookmark it on my phone. When things heat up in the bedroom. I like to whip out my phone and play the clip. I love showing them what I want or how I liked to be talked too!! So my phone won't the only thing I hope gets whipped out this weekend

Happy Weekend

Kit-

Dear Diary..


I am so ready for the long weekend !!

It's weird you can be dating or meet someone and just fall in to bed with them  Then other times you just stop yourself. I call it the "sexual block". You don't have a real reason but something just stops you from sealing the deal.  Your self conscious is like knocking on your vagina wall.   I guess that famous last saying. don't open the door for strangers.

I am hoping for a block free weekend--  I am in the best mood and just ready to get crazy !

Watch out for road blocks but just push them sexual blocks down


happy long weekend--  Kit ox

Dear Diary

I have considered myself bi-sexual for a few years.  It's not something I just come out and tell everyone. Well I guess, I just did. But I think I mean in a dating relationship. I bring it up at a certain point and let it go where it may.

Over the weekend I was out with a guy at this very popular club.  A girl sent over a drink. My date thought it was for him, but it was for me. As much as it's hot to be picked up by men. It's even hotter to be picked up by ladies. I am not sure if his face was more in shock when the drink was for me, not for him or that I really liked girls.

I can pretty much some up this weekend to - I kissed a girl and I liked it.... again !

Happy Monday - Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Some people like to stay out late
Some folks can't hold out that long
But nobody wants to go home now.
there's too much goin' on.
There's gonna be a heartache tonight

I am ready to go out this weekend, that is my theme song.  I am making the best of every minute.  I will be giving the guys a heartache this weekend. I am ready to break some hearts. <3

Get out there and find your inner magic !

Make things happen 

~~Kit ox