So Halloween is coming up..


Let me be clear !! I

I hate Halloween for adults, I have nothing against it for kids. I will be ranting and raving for the rest of the month. I love pumpkin seeds and halloween candy. Do I really have to get all dressed up for that ?

For so many years my friends and I did the Playboy mansion Halloween Party. Everyone came in pajamas and it was a easy costume. Plus the perks of already knowing what they look like half naked and your ready for bed the second you get home.

I am not really a dress up costume freak outside the bedroom. I rather play dirty nurse or slutty cheerleader at home. This year my friends are already pushing for a halloween party.

So now I have to dress up in something creative. I have a few weeks to find something cute and very easy to wear. Since I am dreading it, maybe I will let you pick what I should be for Halloween.

I feel like I go thru this every year ..... I guess It's better then Christmas shopping

Kat ox

Dear Diary,
 
I have a Halloween hangover..  between the mini candy overload and spooky martini drinks. I have to admit I had enough to last a year.

Last night my friends and I went out pretty late to grab a drink,  We figured all the slutty costume girls would be home hooking up with any guy who said hello by the time we got the bar.

None of us dressed up and we still we got asked over a dozen times what's your costume.  So I finally said Paris Hilton.  If you give them an answer they would be happy and maybe leave you alone 

Last year I met a hockey player dressed as a hockey player,  The year before I met a doctor dressed as doctor.  I can tell you he was ready to give me a full physical right at the bar.  This year I met a Fireman who was really a Fireman.  To bad he puts out fires I was hoping he would light my fire last night.  

I am staring to think this is a pattern  Maybe I will met a Police Officer next year,  Which would be pretty fun if he let me try out his handcuffs and I don't mean cause I got arrested,

Time to put the costumes back in the bedroom where they belong until next Halloween

xoxox

 Dear Diary...

MaMa said knock you out-- I am considering this for Halloween. Wearing boxing gloves has it's perks. I could punch a guy in the face if he tried using a sleazy pick up line. The downside of this outfit is how could I hold a martini glass all night. The back of the boxing jacket suits me well Down and Dirty, plus it lights up.  I might  need to find knee high pink boots before I step in the ring with this outfit.

I woke up on time today and everything is going as planned-- It's the type of day I should wear a garter belt under my skirt and let kick off this weekend right.

I got invited to my friends Tina's Birthday Bar Crawl this weekend, I saw 30 women were invited. I love the ladies, but let's hope some guys bash this party. If not I always find that one girl who likes to kiss girls when drunk. I always take full  advantage of that opportunity. I already know I kissed a girl and I liked it.  Nothing gets a crowd of guys going at a bar then two girls kissing. I think this weekend has debauchery written all over it

Happy Friday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Holy October -- I better start coming up with my Halloween costume.   Over the weekend,  I joked I was going to be smurfette.  Maybe I should at least go try on a blue skin tight body stocking. Now that sounds like a trick and a treat. I want something different this year for Halloween

I had a fun filled weekend full of my favorite things, then ended the weekend at the Chicago Bears game. I had to rest all day Monday just to recover. A group of guys I met at the game spent the entire tailgate cock blocking each other, they should have had a better game plan if they want to pick up women.  At first I thought how stupid,  but then realized they must have had a bet to see who got my number.  The answer was none of them. Better luck next time. 

Over the weekend one of guys I dated over the summer left a few drunken voice and text messages on my phone. At first they were cute and funny. Then they got dirty but something must have happened to him. Must have been the vodka talking,  but he was ending his messages with love and missing me.

Sometimes alcohol can do bring out the best and worse in people. I think I will call him back next weekend and just replay all his messages. I can't wait to hear his response.



Love K oxox

Dear Diary

Did you miss me-- I have been crazy busy lately.  Maybe a spanking would remind me to keep up my diary.

My Halloween went over with big bang.  Everyone loved my costume of football slut Jenn Sterger.  You have no idea who many random guys just offered pics of cock and to send texts.. It was very fun and I loved all the sports and cock talk.

My good friend is dating this guy and I can't stand him.  At first, I thought what do I care it's her boyfriend. But every time I hear his voice I want to put bodily harm on him. I wonder if she covers his mouth during sex.  I might have to break them up.

The best part about winter months coming is BOOTS.  I love myself some boots. I will get so many new colors and styles it's like a shoe store in my closet. I am looking for a sexy dark shimmery pair this weekend.  Just leave your boots on during sex and you'll put your man in his place.

Tonight I am going to the Chicago Blackhawks game-- I love the puck !

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Hump Day !-- I am in the mood to be humped today.  I am addicted to porn today.  I found this new site I like for my iPhone and I do is one porn clip searches all day.

So my weekend away was great. but I learned its very awkward to hear people having sex in the next room.  I like to try and guess what they are doing by the loud sounds.   It's only awkward because you try to pretend your not listening but all you do is listen.  I loved my get away with my cousins, but I really missed my phone sex callers dirty talks.

Believe or not I am still tossing up my Halloween costumes. This might go down to the wire this year. I really have not found anything that just really brings out my inner dirty kitty. I am going to Frederick's of Hollywood tonight to look at some sexy costume ideas.  I always love the trampy lingere at that store.


Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary..

It's fun to go back !-- My friends from college had a cocktail party over the weekend. Cock comes with cocktails.  No matter how classy the party.  I thought I'd cock tease up my college ex boyfriend who flew in town. But I change my mind when the party started. He is my ex boyfriend for a reason.  I never met anyone who over thinks everything.  He is the type of person whom plans everything in life.  Sometimes you have to just go with the flow.  I heard he is dating a quiet librarian. I might have been to much for his mind to handle.  The party was a good time and loved seeing everyone.

I can give you the review of two thumbs up on my hitachi wand with attachments.  I loved the attachments without a doubt.  I have to say I liked the curved attachment piece the best.  It reminds me cock. but I actually like my cock bigger then the attachment.  

I am thinking of going as Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween.  Maybe I will meet the big bad wolf..  I could say my what big cock  you have. !!   I am pretty sure that is not how the story goes..

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

No idea what to do this weekend. Nothing is just grabbing me yet.   It's not like me to have such a low key weekend. I am going to have to stir up some trouble and make this long weekend count. I might take in the Chicago Blackhawks game. I purposely lean in to all the guys getting in and out of my seats. I love looking at the reactions.

I am truly disappointed in myself, I can't figure out what to be for Halloween.  I was looking at a twisting a childhood icon to something sexy. But I really want to mix it up this year. I will hit a lingerie store and find a treat for tricking !

The house I am going to for the Halloween party has a water bed. I can't name to many people that even own them.  I bet sex in a water bed is crazy. My luck I would puncture a hole in the bed. Well I do like getting wet.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I am addicted to my iPhone and option to watch porn on it. I must do it every night before bed. I am so addicted that I starting using headphone to hear the porn louder.  I wake up during the night and feel the need to watch more porn and use sex toys. I am sure I need a twelve program.

I am going out with my best friend Ashley this weekend.  She is recovering from a bad break up. I think she feels cock will cure her. I am sure it makes her feel good, but she will need a ton of cum to paste up her broke heart.  I am looking forward to the all the shenanigans we stumble across!! Sometimes you have to be the friend who just let's them go crazy.

I am starting my search this week for the best Halloween costume. Halloween is just excuse for girls to turn any costume in to something slutty.  One year my friend Meg came as a sexy smurf !

Off like a prom dress, Kitty ox