Dear Diary

That bitch Cinderella ruined it for the rest of us ladies. Screw the glass slipper. Last night my feet killed me from high heels all weekend.. 

 After  many Christmas parties and holiday shopping this weekend I wanted to start crawling like a baby. That might be kinky if I had a collar

All my martini's this weekend had candy canes, lollipops and fruit on the rim. As I said to my girlfriend Suzie, I must have an oral  fixation. The bartender must have heard me cause he gave us the drinks for free. I might have to use that line again licking my dirty girl martini lollipop.

Just put the HO in the holiday's - Kat

Dear Diary,

I have the Halloween blues, If that is even possible. But I am pretty sure I have it. I don't have a costume or even one idea yet. Maybe I will not even dress up this year and save my costumes for the bedroom.

I will give it one more shot looking for costume this week and if nothing grabs me I am just going to drink martini's and hand out candy.  Maybe I can hit on all the single dad's with kids at the front door.  Maybe I should be thinking about what to open the front door in. Now that is kind of trick or treat this girl really likes anyways

A few years ago I went as naugty Nurse for Halloween and I met a real Doctor dressed up as Doctor.  I never believed him until he gave me his business card.  Funny I would meet a gynecologist.  I guess he was going to get in to my pants one way or other.  I love when they call Halloween spooky, I just call it sexy,

Happy Monday-- Kat ox

Dear Diary,
 
I have a Halloween hangover..  between the mini candy overload and spooky martini drinks. I have to admit I had enough to last a year.

Last night my friends and I went out pretty late to grab a drink,  We figured all the slutty costume girls would be home hooking up with any guy who said hello by the time we got the bar.

None of us dressed up and we still we got asked over a dozen times what's your costume.  So I finally said Paris Hilton.  If you give them an answer they would be happy and maybe leave you alone 

Last year I met a hockey player dressed as a hockey player,  The year before I met a doctor dressed as doctor.  I can tell you he was ready to give me a full physical right at the bar.  This year I met a Fireman who was really a Fireman.  To bad he puts out fires I was hoping he would light my fire last night.  

I am staring to think this is a pattern  Maybe I will met a Police Officer next year,  Which would be pretty fun if he let me try out his handcuffs and I don't mean cause I got arrested,

Time to put the costumes back in the bedroom where they belong until next Halloween

xoxox

Dear Diary,

Good bye Summer .. 

I have been putting this blog off because it's really to hard to say good bye. 

I pretty upfront about stuff in my life, I had a relationship break up in February. I learned that life goes on and learned timing is everything.

Trust me it took many dirty martinis, my friends, a few new pairs of shoes, rebound sex and buttery popcorn. 

I took the summer on single and boy did I make the best of it. I finished the summer with a broken toe. But it was better then a broken heart. But it made it harder to wear high heels.

I learned guys think your easy if you a phone sex girl. To be honest I am probably harder to score with. I know how to get off without your  help. But I can say I might be open then other girls. You have to mix it up in the bedroom. I am always looking for a way for the next big orgasm.

I love the fall weather, football, tailgating and hockey. so bring it on. Hopefully you can top my summer. I am taking on the dating world and I am pretty sure, I will give Sex in the City a run for it's money

Love K ox

Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox

Dear Diary,

Last night when I was out to dinner and my friends and had a great time. I love sipping martini's and chatting the night away.  One of my good friends mentioned our college history professor.  I could not even sleep last night I was so worked up thinking of him.  He thought I was such a sweet girl, I wonder what he would think if he knew this is what I thought about him...

You bend me over just right
Short skirt pulled over my ass
Spank your school girl
Work your fingers in my throbbing cunt
I want your hard stiff cock
Fuck me deep and hard
Give me a hot warm treat
I was good for my teacher

-Kitty ox

Dear Diary

I am back from vacation and wished I stayed a few more days. I hate coming back from vacation and you need a vacation from that vacation.

So my vacation was as hot as the hot tub at the hotel. I got a little Vinyl French Maid Costume to spice up my night. I used my feather duster to tickle and tease.  Sometimes you just have to heat things up in bedroom outfits. I wondered if the maid at the hotel saw my outfit on the bathroom door.

Spent alot of time at the martini bar when I went away, My favorite drink was the Dirty School Girl Martini. It came with lollipop in the drink. It was a bonus to suck on it while getting guys buying my friends and I drinks !

I did pretty well at the casino so I won money, had sex and enjoy cocktails. So I pretty much a perfect vacation.

Love Kitty ox