Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox

 

Dear Diary

People often ask me do you worry about sharing to much of your life with this blog.  I never once thought about it. It's just a fun place to share my thoughts and stuff going on in my life.   Sometimes I talk about stuff that people can relate with but are afraid to talk about !!  It's pretty liberating if you ask me.

I went to the Chicago Blackhawks game last night,  Why is that guys will spend all night staring at you. It would take less of your time if you just walked over and said hello.   Even if relationships don't spark, I can't see anything wrong with having a conversation and meeting new people.

I am in the middle of re decorating my bedroom.   Maybe people talk about the kitchen being the heart of the home.  To me the bedroom is the real heart of them home.  I spend time in the bedroom, then I do in the kitchen.  (nothing wrong with doing it in the kitchen too).  So this weekend I am working on finding the perfect bedding and pillows for my bed.  You can never have enough pillows. !

I am going out to dinner tonight with a friend. I could label her the type of person who only talks or cares about herself.  So it should be a great time.  I will be so ready to get home and talk to my callers.

off like a prom dress,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox