Dear Diary...

Happy Hump Day --  You better start your humping around !

When watching porn this week. I saw a girl who had a voice in her asshole. Yes a talking asshole. It was telling her partner to fuck her in the ass. Now that is pretty funny. I usually just put my ass up in the air. Who needs a voice then !

Speaking of ass, you know what kicks ass  --  I am so ready for the NFL play off's. I heard Brett Farve is retired again. When his wife finds out how much ass, he has been getting on the side. I bet he goes back to work next season. 

I am going to a themed Burlesque party at the end of the month. I am thinking of wearing a tight sparkly corest with short black shorts and some sexy sliver sequin shoes. I just love the whole sexual vibe of that era.  I can't wait to go shopping this weekend.

I am feeling very dirty kitty today - so I am going to do some hot calls and hear some dirty secrets.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary!

Last night I went out with some old friends and the bar had five kinds of Halloween martini's.  I had to drink every one of them over and over.  I could have went as "hungover" tonight as my costume. I am not feeling 100 percent yet today.

I am going as Jenn Sterger for Halloween. All I need is a cell phone and Brett Favre cock. Since Brett has not said it's his cock yet. I am sure -I can find others to fill in.  I am working on my football jersey today. I am not sure if  I should put Sterger on Favre on my jersey yet.  I am going to have so much fun with this costume.  I got this funny Penis Cup to drink out of tonight.  I love sports, so I think this might be the perfect Halloween costume for me.

I always been a fan of trick or treat and dressing up.  I love breaking out theme costumes all the time.  I have way to many "bedroom" costumes for dirty nights of fun in the bedroom   My favorite has always been the latex nurse.  Every guy needs  little check up.

Be Safe -- Happy Halloween--  Love your Kit-Kat ox