Dear Diary...

I love this time of year - Are you ready for some football.!!

Football brings out the sassy beast in me. Maybe it's all the tackling and hard hits. Just the way I like it in bed. Give me a man who can call the right play and watch for a dirty touchdown.

Let's not forget tailgating is the best place to meet people. The vibe alone makes me ready for end zone action.

I once had such hot sex at a football tailgate. I was so turned on thinking of how many guys walking by the SUV might be seeing my hands pressed up to the tinted windows. I should have been called for unnecessary roughness.
 
How many days till the Superbowl ?

Dear Diary...

After the Patriots lost on Sunday in the AFC Championship Game. I might now know what it feels to get tackled by Vince Wilfork. That was one big hit from behind.

I really have no Superbowl spirit, but I am rooting for the 49ers.  Plus thank god we only have to watch Ray Lewis one more time. So really the only good thing the Superbowl has to offer is that it's in New Orleans.  

I am going to sound as cold as the weather right now. I was reading an article about a teacher and her high school student. They sent each other dirty texts daily. The teacher said her student lover would send texts that kept her coming back for more. She could not stay way because his texts got her so hot and horny. Damm I either better go back to school or find myself a student.  I'm very sure going to jail is not worth it.

Seriously, I'd like to read what he texted her. That would probably warm up this week.  It's a tit nippy outside. I find nothing sexy about mittens unless that is the only thing your wearing.  

So Keep Warm-- Kat ox

Dear Diary,

You ready for some Sunday football , I am so ready I could just tackle someone. I actually stayed in all weekend and rested. I never thought I could stay in for so many days without being handcuffed to a bed. Now that sounds more fun then being sick.

I am starting to feel like myself again. I knew I was starting to feel better when watching the movie Horrible Bosses.when Jennifer Aniston is talking dirty. Now this is my kind of talk and it just got me going!  I think that is a sign I am making a come back. I will treat myself to some hot porn for a bedtime story tonight.

I heard an old college friend got engaged over the weekend. I didn't have the heart to tell her we all knew him. We used to mock him cause he was horrible in the sack. Not only did he never talk during sex, he would shoot his load in a heartbeat. Maybe I should get her a sex toy for a wedding gift.  She is going to need it !

Happy Sunday-- K ox

Dear Diary...

Happy Hump Day --  You better start your humping around !

When watching porn this week. I saw a girl who had a voice in her asshole. Yes a talking asshole. It was telling her partner to fuck her in the ass. Now that is pretty funny. I usually just put my ass up in the air. Who needs a voice then !

Speaking of ass, you know what kicks ass  --  I am so ready for the NFL play off's. I heard Brett Farve is retired again. When his wife finds out how much ass, he has been getting on the side. I bet he goes back to work next season. 

I am going to a themed Burlesque party at the end of the month. I am thinking of wearing a tight sparkly corest with short black shorts and some sexy sliver sequin shoes. I just love the whole sexual vibe of that era.  I can't wait to go shopping this weekend.

I am feeling very dirty kitty today - so I am going to do some hot calls and hear some dirty secrets.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

I must have been crazy, but I went to the snowy cold NFL football game yesterday in a windy blizzard.  No matter cute I really love to dress. But in that kind of weather, I am sure it's the most clothes I have ever worn in my life.

Since it was so bad out yesterday, we had some cocktails in the car before the game. I felt like in high school just before going to a dance. I kept making jokes about how in high school I just needed some "boy" to make out with me and sober up before I get dropped off at my parents.  Ahh when life was so simple then.

I spent the rest of the night laying around in boy shorts and watching movies.  Nothing like a heaping cup of warm hot chocolate to relax the night away before I tuck myself in to bed with some hot porn and slow dirty sex. I usually like it hot and fast but it did wear me out for bed.

A friend of mine was in a very bad car accident, I truly believe he will some day be able to read my blog again.  so I hope he knows I am thinking of him and hope he fights to stay with us all.  It's funny how people can touch your heart not matter how far away.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

Welcome to the weekend !   I am going to have to drag myself to the mall at some point to go Christmas shopping.  Maybe if Santa gave out spanking and I could grind his lap. I would have went shopping before now.

I am starting to feel like everyone is about to blow at the same time.  You know the quiet before the storm . Well I am very sure, I love the blow part. But everyone seems to be walking the thin red line before they go holiday madness begins.   Thank god for sex toys !  

I already know I am going to be freezing, but I am going the Patriots vs Bears game on Sunday. Not sure any amount of alcohol will be able to keep my kitty warm. Maybe I should not have gotten a Brazilian wax this week.

I am flying back home on Monday,  I hope when I fly the TSA gives me the extra pat down !! :)

Happy Weekend

Dear Diary,

Happy Football Day --   I am going to the Bears Game today.  I am working on my tailgating food.  My homemade breads are baking now. Now I know why people just buy bread. I really should be working on my outfit.  I tend to under dress for football games. I never wear a heavy jacket.  A guy at our tailgate must lend me a sweatshirt every time. He jokes I have on little girl mittens on, but no coat. So this time I am going to come prepared for weather.

Last night I saw some lady cougars at the bar. Just watching them reminds me of a bad frat party at three in the morning. When you'll hook up with anything just to get the job done.   I went out for a few drinks with friends but it ended up being a marathon of martini's. I got my swag on last night and what fun it was !

As much as I have no desire for Christmas, I saw they have a Naughty and Nice panties collection at Victoria Secret. I might have to treat myself to something Naughty this year.

So I was talking to friends about making a logo for Kitty Phone Sex  To be very cute they sent me this logo kitty and said it reminds them of me. I thought you all laugh, So I posted it at the bottom of my diary.  I think I might want to work on an other idea. 

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

It must be all the hitting from behind, but today is like a holiday for me !   I love NFL Sunday football.

When I am at the football game it's like a tailgate of  male testosterone, cocktails, food and physical chemistry. I love every minute of it. My friends and I love to rile all the guys up at the tailgate.  If you have never hooked up at a tailgate. I suggest you try it out. It's a playground for adults.  Most people say that about Vegas but at the right football tailgate you can hit nirvana.

Even when my NFL teams are on the road.  I just enjoy cooking up a feast and jumping on the couch with friends, You have to make the best of every moment. Sometimes the little things in life can turn out to be the most fun

Speaking of little, do you guys really want to be told you have a big cock even if it's little. I really can't do that !  I usually come up some other great qualities that cock might have that are impressive.  

So I mixed cock and football, but it takes big balls to get this girl going !

Tackle Me,  Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

I know what the term putting your back in to it really means, I had a fun night of sex late last night. I get more then turned on being bent over and just taken from behind.  I was watching a late night show on Cinemax before all this dirty sex happened. How does anyone get off watching that stuff. I have dreams hotter then the show I was watching.

Something about football season turns me on, maybe it's all the hitting from behind and tackles. I just love the thought of being tackled and just played with. I am going to the football game this weekend and I am ready pumped it. I'll just have to get my own touchdown.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary

I woke today and realized it's Friday. I am not sure what I am going to do this weekend. The last few weekends I have been staying out to late and getting in alot of trouble. Maybe I should give myself a time out.

It's odd everyone is so up in arms about craigslist closing. Big deal they don't have adult section anymore. It's not hard to find stuff on the internet. Trust me if you want to get off you'll find a way.

Sunday football is back so I be cooking a feast to watch the games this weekend. Yes I can cook and talk dirty.  Why guys find that so hard to image. All my friends are what I call sports sluts. Girls who put out at halftime.  That even made me laugh.

Well I let's kick off this Friday with a touchdown :)

Love Kitty xxoo