Dear Diary...

Happy Valentine's Day !!

I'm not really one for gifts on Valentine's day. The best gift you can get or give is love .

If all else fails you can just give anal sex. You have to step it up on holidays

So grab you heart handcuffs and hope Cupid shoots you today full of love and lust

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Happy Hump Day --  You better start your humping around !

When watching porn this week. I saw a girl who had a voice in her asshole. Yes a talking asshole. It was telling her partner to fuck her in the ass. Now that is pretty funny. I usually just put my ass up in the air. Who needs a voice then !

Speaking of ass, you know what kicks ass  --  I am so ready for the NFL play off's. I heard Brett Farve is retired again. When his wife finds out how much ass, he has been getting on the side. I bet he goes back to work next season. 

I am going to a themed Burlesque party at the end of the month. I am thinking of wearing a tight sparkly corest with short black shorts and some sexy sliver sequin shoes. I just love the whole sexual vibe of that era.  I can't wait to go shopping this weekend.

I am feeling very dirty kitty today - so I am going to do some hot calls and hear some dirty secrets.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary,

 I am on a mission to clean out all my closets and dresser. Maybe I should sell all my old lingerie. You have no idea how much I have in my bedroom. I am the kind of girl who likes to have sex in the outfit not toss them on the floor.

My stripper pole work-out class is going very well. It's much harder then I thought it would be. I have the sexy part down, I am working on the on climbing the pole and sliding down slowly upside down.  Wow your tits give a good show this way.  This class is more of a work out then working me up.

I found out one of my friend Andrea has never had anal sex before and she asked me if she should try it. It's hard to give advice about ass. But my advice to anyone is to try it. I actually like anal sex, I find it just hard to explain to anyone the rush you feel during anal sex. It can leave me breathless.


Love your Kit-Kat ox