Dear Diary..

Do you remember when you used to dry hump or grind as part of your sexual hook up.  Back then maybe that's all you even got on a date !

How hot it would get when your all dressed and pressed against each other.   Maybe you're orgasm would come from increased friction. Just thinking of how much you would almost wrestle to get in hotter more tighter position to grind.

Now I tend to get naked a tad bit faster and dry hump a little less.  Now I just put out !

Maybe I'll bring the dry hump back and see how long he can last!

Happy Friday-- Grind it !

Dear Diary,

Welcome to the weekend !   I am going to have to drag myself to the mall at some point to go Christmas shopping.  Maybe if Santa gave out spanking and I could grind his lap. I would have went shopping before now.

I am starting to feel like everyone is about to blow at the same time.  You know the quiet before the storm . Well I am very sure, I love the blow part. But everyone seems to be walking the thin red line before they go holiday madness begins.   Thank god for sex toys !  

I already know I am going to be freezing, but I am going the Patriots vs Bears game on Sunday. Not sure any amount of alcohol will be able to keep my kitty warm. Maybe I should not have gotten a Brazilian wax this week.

I am flying back home on Monday,  I hope when I fly the TSA gives me the extra pat down !! :)

Happy Weekend