Dear Diary..

Happy Thursday !!!

The first thing that comes to mind when I woke up in this warm weather.  It's time for a Brazilian wax,   Sometimes I like to have a very tiny fur coat for winter. You gotta keep that kitty warm ! 

Now my Kitty needs some air conditioning for summer.   I find it funny how guys are so opinionated on how a woman should groom herself.  I really never met a guy in the heat of the moment, asking if I just went waxing.

Something about hot weather brings on the beast in people. I have to tell you I love the fun summer time. But please give me cold air anytime of the day.  Maybe I should have sex on a block of ice.   Now that is something I have not done before !

Keep Cool-- Kit-Kat oxox

Dear Dairy

I am all over the place today-- I feel like my mind is racing ..

I am already slacking on Halloween costume, I have no idea what I will go as this year. I am thinking of a vintage childhood icon with a sexy twist. But I am so unsure what to be this year.  I might have to start my search today. 

I go thru stages in porn right now I am in the big cock phase, balls deep and aggressive sex.  Maybe I need counseling for my inner rage. I like to mix up my porn to spice up the week.   I have never made a sex tape in my life. But I have to admit if I was married (which I have no plans to do right now)  I would make sex tapes with my husband.  But let me clear I would be the one who held copies of all the tapes.

My friends just got back from Vegas, why do they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I think the saying should be,  you will do things in Vegas you won't forget.  Because I already heard about all the trouble they got in. I wish I went with them.  Last time we all went to Vegas I met this sexy stripper "Cherry"  Wow she was one hot red headed bitch who gave lap dances that made me wet.  

Damm I need a vacation !

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Spent sometime in New Orleans last week. I had a blast on Bourbon Street in very hot New Orleans. The heat just spiced up my game. I met lots of fun guys and girls. Let's not forget the "shemale" that rocked the dance floor. She worked her body like no tomorrow.

I met this guy on the first night, not the best way to kick off a trip, He tells me he is a lifestyle Pirate. I still not sure what the hell that really means, but he showed me no treasure chest so I made him walk the plank.

Bouncing home one night from bar hopping I walk in to a hooker and her customer getting busy in a doorway of closed restaurant. As I was pretty surprised to see people having sex. It made me laugh they were leaning on a sign that said Eat Out More Often.

I hit all the bars and strips clubs in the French Quarter's. I had to laugh when I went to the Barely Legal Club. I thought they were older then me. It could have been called I am dressed up like I am little girl club. I am thinking that no matter how many hurricane drinks your drinking everyone looks barely legal.

So it was easy being easy in the Big Easy.. Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Happy Hump Day !-- I am in the mood to be humped today.  I am addicted to porn today.  I found this new site I like for my iPhone and I do is one porn clip searches all day.

So my weekend away was great. but I learned its very awkward to hear people having sex in the next room.  I like to try and guess what they are doing by the loud sounds.   It's only awkward because you try to pretend your not listening but all you do is listen.  I loved my get away with my cousins, but I really missed my phone sex callers dirty talks.

Believe or not I am still tossing up my Halloween costumes. This might go down to the wire this year. I really have not found anything that just really brings out my inner dirty kitty. I am going to Frederick's of Hollywood tonight to look at some sexy costume ideas.  I always love the trampy lingere at that store.


Love your Kit-Kat ox