Dear Diary,

Recently I saw the worse case of (PDA) Public Display of Affection. I am all for affection but If you can't keep your hands and your mouth to yourself in public.  Just stay home and get it on. Please spare the world from your undying lust.   I actually like to be a cock tease while I am out just to keep things hot.!

I am not one for hiding a relationship.  But I am huge fan of what I call (SDA), - Secret Displays of Affection. Send a dirty text, a flirty cute email, sending him my panties in the mail or leaving them in his jacket pocket when no one is looking.  I get beyond turned on when they play along with me.   Talk about heating things up before you turn on the heat

With all this going in my mind right now this weekend should go off with a bang

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

Brrr It's getting cold !

I love the cold weather and why it's just more reason's to stay in bed and have sex.  Some people are summer lovers, not me I am all about the big winter blow out.   My nipples are hard before the foreplay even starts.  Something about getting warmed up when it's oh so chilly.  Most people freak out when a blizzard comes, I pretty much get batteries for sex toys not flashlights.  You wake up in time to watch Sunday football with the guy you met on Saturday night.  Now that is what I call a touchdown.

Last weekend was one hell of Halloween good time.  Don't you hate when you start to recall stuff you did and said a weekend. Let's just hope I don't run in to the same people.  At least when I go out this weekend people wont be dressed up as a dirty clown's and tainted witch. It's funny how slutty everyone gets on Halloween it's like an excuse to act like the real you.

Well tonight I am going out with friends, I tell myself now I am going to be a good girl and be home early.. Famous last words


Let's hope Ben and Jerry want to have a threesome later- I hate sleeping alone !

Happy Friday All -- K ox

Dear Diary

Some people miss certain things about being home, I miss my Hitachi magic wand sex toy. You maybe ask why I don't take it with me. I would never take it on an airplane unless it had its own seat. I treat that sex toy like the king he is.   I would be pretty worried about him being in my suitcase. My god if he got broken I would cry real tears.   So I leave him on my bed like a king just waiting for his queen to return.

So last night I could have used my sex toy after this episode. I am at the bar having martinis with friends around dinner time. This guy comes over and asks if he can get me a drink. I very nicely say no thanks we are just about to leave,  but was nice meeting him. He seems cool and goes on his way to the next girl or should I say Thursday night victim. Just as we paying the tab, the owner of the bar gives us all a free drink. So what else can you do but have other drink. Just as I take a sip of the drink the guy shows back up asking if i am "too good for him"  He then proceeds to just make a total ass out of himself knocking over many drinks and gets tossed from the bar. To top it off you think he would just go home.  As we are getting in a cab he screams I will get you my pretty.  I swear to god that was from Wizard of Oz. 

So some nights you might meet someone and other times its good to have a sex toy. Thank god I at least have my back up toy in my suitcase.

Happy Weekend -- ox