Dear Diary,

I am Back ....So did you Miss Me  ?

I just watched that movie Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached .. 

Is the world trying to tell me something. ?  Of course Hollywood makes them love stories in the end. But honestly if I am telling the truth no love comes from this but some drama.

At some point --one of you will want more or less from this arrangement and then all the benefits go out the window.

I had a "fuck buddy" once and it was rolling along very nicely until his brother was getting married and he needed a date. Then his parents loved me and after that every time I saw him he would talk about his life. 

Before I knew it I was going to his mother's day brunch and birthday parties for his friends. It went from fuck buddies to his girlfriend over night.

So if I had to advise anyone on this matter I say go with a one night stand

Happy Summer,    Love Kat

Dear Diary

My Mind is racing today so I will just vent up and get it all before I go wear myself out with the Hitachi magic wand. I could use good release

I really can't stand woman who try's on clothes at stores. Then come out to get approval from a boyfriend or husband. Seriously get a life, if you can't pick out a shirt at the mall. Please stay home. I would also never date the guy whom stands outside and waits. I want to slap your face and tell you to wake up.

So everyone knows what pajamas are, I am telling you, please don't wear them to the supermarket or the bank. How lazy can you be to wear them with boots and flip flops. If your not going to bed or to a hospital. Why not get dressed before going out of the house.

Why is that I always see people having sex in cars in porn. They always seem to fit with no problem, I have actually never have sex in a cars cause I like room to move around. I rather fuck in a limo.

I saw this commercial for a new pill that makes your cock last longer and increase size. I don't care if your a porn star or pizza delivery guy. You should take this pill and tell me if it works. Every girl loves longer and harder. I should buy stock in the company and get all my clients to buy the stuff.

So I addicted to playing Wii, I love it. I feel like I am very good at all the games. I think they should come with some dirty games for adults. How funny would it be learning to jack a cock using the Wii controllers.


Enjoy your Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary

I saw myself when I am grandmother and I just loved it.  Our family friend Eileen is turning 70 this year. She is beyond funny and cute.  She always sporting sparkly clothes.  She drinks her vodka martini's and loves to listen to music.  She has two boyfriends  -Just in case one dies, which sounds awful but at her age why not.  She is my new idol.   Maybe I should try this two boyfriends concept.

She jokes that I have more sparkly or glitter stuff in my closet then a hooker in Las Vegas.  When I showed her a new dress I just got, her first answer was you'll turn heads in that darling.  She taught me one very
valuable lesson. Flaunt what god gave you even if you have no idea if anyone's looking !

Well I could not have said it better myself --Just get out there and sparkly- Those that mind, don't matter...Those that matter, don't mind

Happy Thursday