Dear Diary,

I have been having the most bizarre dreams lately, One of the dreams I actually had a baby. I was so freaked when I woke up I wanted to take a pregnancy test to easy my mind. I have nothing against kids, I just not having them any time soon.  Dreams like that give me excuse to find myself in a bottle of chocolate vodka tonight.

I recently met a friend's new girlfriend. Right away I did not like her and I get along with everyone. Her large pocketbook must have been weighing down her personality. I wanted to jam her cell phone down her throat. So when he asked me what I thought. My first instinct was to say oh she is nice -good luck with that relationship. But I went with my second thought. I said honestly she is a bitch and when your tired of fucking her let me know.
 
At first he just stood there with a blank face, then we both started laughing until it hurt. It's really not my style to comment on other peoples relationships. But sometimes you have to just have to tell it like it is.

Speaking of telling people like it is, I had this other odd dream that I told a different friend that I wanted to be in a relationship with him. No it's not the same guy I just said I hated his girlfriend. But the dream was like a bad soap opera love story. I could never picture myself telling some guy I want to be his girlfriend. I make the guys come to me, that is how it's done my world.

So I'm not going to take this as a sign of anything that I am dreaming of babies and boyfriends. I am going to
go back to dreaming about sexy threesomes and spankings in boy shorts.


Happy Weekend All ox


PS-- GO PATRIOTS !

Dear Diary...


Have you ever had a hot dream about someone and then ran in to them.  I had this hot dream about a guy friend Mike and then run in to him at the bank.  I wonder if he knew I was sucking his cock in my dream last night.  It's odd I never thought of Mike very much and now I can't stop thinking about him.   I might have to cock tease him up this up coming weekend and see wants happens.

I always looking at new sexual fetish and learning about it.  I have only squirted two times in my life. I have no clue what caused it but I am in the middle of trying to find out what makes me blow.  This should be a "wet situation"

I am in a extra dirty mood today, I wonder if my callers can handle me :)


Love Kitty ox