Dear Diary,

I am Back ....So did you Miss Me  ?

I just watched that movie Friends with Benefits and No Strings Attached .. 

Is the world trying to tell me something. ?  Of course Hollywood makes them love stories in the end. But honestly if I am telling the truth no love comes from this but some drama.

At some point --one of you will want more or less from this arrangement and then all the benefits go out the window.

I had a "fuck buddy" once and it was rolling along very nicely until his brother was getting married and he needed a date. Then his parents loved me and after that every time I saw him he would talk about his life. 

Before I knew it I was going to his mother's day brunch and birthday parties for his friends. It went from fuck buddies to his girlfriend over night.

So if I had to advise anyone on this matter I say go with a one night stand

Happy Summer,    Love Kat

Dear Diary
 
Did I mention I am feisty today? Beware... Get my sparkly dog collar !

Some things that really get my panties twisted..

Okay I am sick of men whom say I always meet women whom are submissive in life, HELLO MEN, I wear the pants and the skirt and some of you can't handle it. On other note most of men I meet lately are either submissive or cheat on their wives or girlfriends. So stop your whining. Women have it just as bad.
Friends whom endless tell you they are single, NO KIDDING you even make me want to die. I can't image anyone dating you.

Anyone that takes to long to email me back or you send a great long email to them and they send you one or two lines back. just ignore my email then for christ sakes.

Bandwagon sports fans, You know what I am talking about.. All the new sports fans in town or any hot team that sparks interest and everyone jumps on the wagon.. Wash off the face paint buddy.

Recently some married man, I will leave him nameless cause your worthless, He told me everyone should act more French in life. In his words that you can be married and a solid provider. But you also have many lovers . He thought this line would work on me. Sorry some of my family is French and that is called adultery, it's not a French thing. You are a cheater. So bon voyage to you..

Is anal sex really not popular, I do like it. I find it funny how many people say they don't like it. It's actually really hot when you get kinky in the sack.
 
I need to go watch some hot nasty porn and cum till I relax
 
How is that for a Tuesday ?
 
Muah -- Kat

Dear Diary,

I've had carpal tunnel problems from excess iphone and computer use, so it's not my excuse when I say I don't give hand jobs. I just tell the truth, I am to lazy to give hand jobs.  I can't even find a reason worth giving them.. Why would I just give a hand job.  It's not like I am in
High School anymore. Once I hit college I left hands jobs behind.

I rather just give a blow job then some lame hand job. I have never met one guy that said do you mind just giving me a hand job instead.

You can tell alot about a guy from how his cock is groomed and how he likes his blow jobs.  If he is well groomed, he thinks about his partner.  (guys you look bigger if you clean up down there)

If he is active while I am giving a blow job, as in works my mouth or talks to me while I am doing it. I am pretty sure when its his turn on me. I am going to get his best work.  It's all about the first impression fore play..

All this cock talk and its only Tuesday

Love K ox

Dear Dairy,

The truth about the Spring time is that everything just springs up at once. I feel like sex drives just over flow and cocks start popping out like the sun. Maybe it's the weather or the short skirts starting to show up. Everyone gets spring fever!

I have spring fever, my sex drive is over the top. I am shopping for sex toys and summer clothes. I am ready for it all. Bring on the summer cocktails and fun summer nights.  Oh wait it's still March. At least we know its on the way.

As much as I am ready to spring forward. I am loving March Madness.  My friends and I have been smack talking and rooting for teams we never cared about before only to get winning brackets.

Well brackets are for keeping things in order,  so are cock rings. It's one of my new loves.  Cock rings are used to prolong erection because the wearer likes the particular sensation of tightness. Sometimes you have to show the guy your in charge

Kat ox

Dear Diary....

I go thru stages of obsession with stuff, lip gloss, sour patch kids, flip flops, glittery tank tops, sex toys, ipods, boy shorts and power drinks.  I just really find something I like and I just go with it. But sometimes it just sticks with me.

I  have a huge obsession with porn. I always make jokes, I use it as a learning tool. No matter how good you are in bed you can learn to be better. What one guy will think is very hot the next guy will think it's not.  I often found I dirty talk more in bed if they do, it's odd how a new partner can sexual add to or repress your needs or desires. The two of you start to build a sex life together.  Sometimes your wants and  fantasy don't match each other. With each sexual partner it's like a new adventure

I am not saying you need to run out  and screw the world. But you do need to find the ride that best fits your needs.

Get out there and find the ride, sometimes you must be this big to go on this ride comes in handy !!

Happy Weekend-- Kat

Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox