Dear Diary,

I've had carpal tunnel problems from excess iphone and computer use, so it's not my excuse when I say I don't give hand jobs. I just tell the truth, I am to lazy to give hand jobs.  I can't even find a reason worth giving them.. Why would I just give a hand job.  It's not like I am in
High School anymore. Once I hit college I left hands jobs behind.

I rather just give a blow job then some lame hand job. I have never met one guy that said do you mind just giving me a hand job instead.

You can tell alot about a guy from how his cock is groomed and how he likes his blow jobs.  If he is well groomed, he thinks about his partner.  (guys you look bigger if you clean up down there)

If he is active while I am giving a blow job, as in works my mouth or talks to me while I am doing it. I am pretty sure when its his turn on me. I am going to get his best work.  It's all about the first impression fore play..

All this cock talk and its only Tuesday

Love K ox

Dear Dairy,

The truth about the Spring time is that everything just springs up at once. I feel like sex drives just over flow and cocks start popping out like the sun. Maybe it's the weather or the short skirts starting to show up. Everyone gets spring fever!

I have spring fever, my sex drive is over the top. I am shopping for sex toys and summer clothes. I am ready for it all. Bring on the summer cocktails and fun summer nights.  Oh wait it's still March. At least we know its on the way.

As much as I am ready to spring forward. I am loving March Madness.  My friends and I have been smack talking and rooting for teams we never cared about before only to get winning brackets.

Well brackets are for keeping things in order,  so are cock rings. It's one of my new loves.  Cock rings are used to prolong erection because the wearer likes the particular sensation of tightness. Sometimes you have to show the guy your in charge

Kat ox

Dear Diary....

I go thru stages of obsession with stuff, lip gloss, sour patch kids, flip flops, glittery tank tops, sex toys, ipods, boy shorts and power drinks.  I just really find something I like and I just go with it. But sometimes it just sticks with me.

I  have a huge obsession with porn. I always make jokes, I use it as a learning tool. No matter how good you are in bed you can learn to be better. What one guy will think is very hot the next guy will think it's not.  I often found I dirty talk more in bed if they do, it's odd how a new partner can sexual add to or repress your needs or desires. The two of you start to build a sex life together.  Sometimes your wants and  fantasy don't match each other. With each sexual partner it's like a new adventure

I am not saying you need to run out  and screw the world. But you do need to find the ride that best fits your needs.

Get out there and find the ride, sometimes you must be this big to go on this ride comes in handy !!

Happy Weekend-- Kat

Dear Diary...

I watched the Oscars Sunday night. The first thing I thought of was If I had won an Oscar, I would use my statue as a sex toy.  Now that would give me orgasmic night.  I have a thing for bigger things.

You know I like big, I got one of the best Pump Up Rubber sex toy. It just doubles in girth! It's like fucking yourself with many dicks in one night. You can use so many sizes with the pump. Talk about giving yourself a gang bang.

Sometimes it's all about size but if you don't know how to use it then time to perfect the motion.

- Kit-Kat ox

Dear Dairy...

This winter is just dragging along and can't take it anymore. I am sure this happens to many people, you just wake up one day and your ready to kick life's ass instead of it running yours. 

 

Every day can be quite the routine.  Sometimes you have to just put on the black stiletto heel's and push your way through what I call daily life.

I feel like I just woke the inner kitty when I woke up today. I feel like a lion, Wait maybe a tiger.  Either animal, but whatever looks better wearing a glittery tiara.  Let's face it I like to be fabulous no matter what I am doing.  Who says you can't wear a tiara cleaning the house or having sex.

I was just talking to my girlfriends and when I said I woke the inner kitty today.  One of them said, you must of gotten big cock last night. (I wish)  My other friend said she felt like I was going rip my shirt down the middle like they do in wrestling.

Honestly that is what you should do before hot sex.  Just rip your shirt  down the middle before entering the bed.  Talk about making an entrance and letting them know your ready for it

Watch out world I am coming for you..   Happy Friday


Love Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Everyone tells me write a book about the phone sex side of my life. Are you kidding me? I have enough problems writing blogs. Let's be serious I'd be better as an actress staring in my own life story then writing a book.

Maybe I should call myself a sexologist. I never disclose the communications I have with my callers to anyone. I am like a doctor with her clients, but I wearing pink boy-shorts. I love hearing all the dirty secrets and stories that come with my phone sex company.

People often ask me what are the guys like who call you. It's just like real life, you get the good and the bad. Sometimes they touch your heart when you least expect it. Then other times you want kick them to the curb. Sounds alot like my last boyfriend

So maybe I just feel like the phone sex doctor, when I make my clients feel better. But honestly I am just the girl next store with the voice of sin. Sometimes that is just what the doctor ordered.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

I often read other blogs and wonder why girls feel the need to
exaggerate on how many dicks they slobber a week. You can be sexy,
dirty and hot without making yourself look like a cheap tramp.

Often you hear a tattoo called a tramp stamp. I could
never get one, I can't handle the pain.  I recently heard of this
company that you can get temporary ink with no needles. They draw and paint
on your body and it last months.  I am thinking of getting the Hello Kitty
with a devils horns. How cute would that be on my ass

Well I am looking forward to getting my devil on this weekend !

Happy almost hump day ! -- Kat ox