Dear Diary...

You know you think of big cock too often when you go to Subway and it's the first thing you're thinking of. First of all, I should blame Subway.

The sandwich does not have enough meat inside, which then makes you think you should order double meat. The double meat brings me to cock, then I am all excited while swallowing down a foot-long double-stuffed sub. Who ever thought going to Subway would be so exciting!

I have to admit I am cock watcher. I'm always checking out a guy's crotch, and estimating how big his meat is that he's packing.

I recall this time I was expecting a large package. He had a small cock with bigger balls. It was like getting socks for a gift.

Hoping for a "big" weekend - go nuts !

Dear Diary...

I love this time of year - Are you ready for some football.!!

Football brings out the sassy beast in me. Maybe it's all the tackling and hard hits. Just the way I like it in bed. Give me a man who can call the right play and watch for a dirty touchdown.

Let's not forget tailgating is the best place to meet people. The vibe alone makes me ready for end zone action.

I once had such hot sex at a football tailgate. I was so turned on thinking of how many guys walking by the SUV might be seeing my hands pressed up to the tinted windows. I should have been called for unnecessary roughness.
 
How many days till the Superbowl ?

 

Dear Diary...

To bad we can’t find a summer groundhog, so he can see his shadow. Then we can have six more weeks of summer.

I can’t be the only one who thought the summer was just to quick

Speaking of going by to quick, I just had debate on the "quickie"  Why is that people brags about how long they can last or how many times they did it last night.  I find it a turn off when people boost about their sexual conquests or how talented they so called think they are in the sack. 

Maybe it's just me,  give a few minutes of hot sex after ripping my clothes off. I rather have a thrilling quickie. If your good at what you do. You only need a few wild moments. 

Do you think I'm asking for to much just more summer and few quickies

Happy Thursday - K ox

Dear Diary...

 

I am reading the book called "The Bad Girl's Guide to getting what you want" I don't really need the book. I know how to get what I want. But seriously it's a fun book.

My favorite line so far is "Being a girl is your ice cream sundae - Being a bad girl is the cherry on top"

I had girl's night out recently and nothing brings out secrets like a few bottles of red wine.

One of my girls said she loved the rabbit vibrator. The next day I felt so bad not telling her about the Hitachi magic wand.

So today I sent her one in the mail with a card telling her to retire the rabbit. This will give her what she really needs.

So I am slightly addicted still to my new Hitachi wand. But I have to admit I wish it had a stronger motor like maybe a lawn mower.

Well I'm happy - But always wanting more that's why I'm the cherry on top of that sundae.

Happy Hump Day  oxox   

Dear Diary ...

I had a family wedding this past weekend . You  know it's a good wedding when you're wearing the brides gown at 2 a.m. in the hotel bar.

I love how many people said congratulations to me. They never noticed the dress wasn't even fitting right. I was also wearing pink beach flip flops with a bridal gown.   

I should have went home with some random hotel guest, acting like I just got married and was already cheating.  Too bad I thought of that when I woke up wearing a veil and snuggling with a bag of snacks.

A few months ago, I went to a wedding where a bridesmaid ended up having sex with the best man.  She got pregnant.  That gives a new term to shotgun wedding.

I always find it fun to hook up at weddings, but this time I hooked up with the open bar instead.  The hangover was worse then the walk of shame.


Luv Kat ox

Dear Diary ...

My new hitachi magic wand suppose to arrive any day now.  My free gift that comes with my order is a Crystal Pleaser and dvd porn. The dvd porn is called Swirl Throwdown 2.  

With that movie title alone that dvd porn is probably not flying off the shelf's. But I promise to watch and give a review.

It will be my first glass sex toy So it's should be an orgasmic week.  I'm waiting at the door like a puppy just wanting a walk.  But I look much sexier in a dog collar. Plus I'm sure I'd be much hotter to take for a walk

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary...

So, yesterday was National Orgasm Day. I'm sure it's bad luck, but I plugged in my Hitachi magic wand.  My guess is that the wand didn't want to celebrate, as it actually sparked. I tried to convince myself that it was just one spark, and that maybe I should try it again to be sure. It turned back on, but sounded different. I heard my wand on it's dying day.    

Within minutes, I ordered a new one and now counting down the days until it arrives. That should be the end of my story. But, I am almost lost without the Hitachi magic wand and it's only been one day. I feel like I need to have a funeral. I could not even sleep last night since I am so used to using the wand to relax. It was my sexual security blanket.

I've had my Hitachi Magic Wand for a over three years. It's probably the longest sexual relationship I’ve had with anyone.  I feel like I got dumped ...

 

So, I am days away from a new one arriving and I’m not sure how I am going to function with out it. Maybe I should see it as getting myself a new play thing.

 

xoxox