Dear Diary...

MaMa said knock you out-- I am considering this for Halloween. Wearing boxing gloves has it's perks. I could punch a guy in the face if he tried using a sleazy pick up line. The downside of this outfit is how could I hold a martini glass all night. The back of the boxing jacket suits me well Down and Dirty, plus it lights up.  I might  need to find knee high pink boots before I step in the ring with this outfit.

I woke up on time today and everything is going as planned-- It's the type of day I should wear a garter belt under my skirt and let kick off this weekend right.

I got invited to my friends Tina's Birthday Bar Crawl this weekend, I saw 30 women were invited. I love the ladies, but let's hope some guys bash this party. If not I always find that one girl who likes to kiss girls when drunk. I always take full  advantage of that opportunity. I already know I kissed a girl and I liked it.  Nothing gets a crowd of guys going at a bar then two girls kissing. I think this weekend has debauchery written all over it

Happy Friday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary...

Holy October -- I better start coming up with my Halloween costume.   Over the weekend,  I joked I was going to be smurfette.  Maybe I should at least go try on a blue skin tight body stocking. Now that sounds like a trick and a treat. I want something different this year for Halloween

I had a fun filled weekend full of my favorite things, then ended the weekend at the Chicago Bears game. I had to rest all day Monday just to recover. A group of guys I met at the game spent the entire tailgate cock blocking each other, they should have had a better game plan if they want to pick up women.  At first I thought how stupid,  but then realized they must have had a bet to see who got my number.  The answer was none of them. Better luck next time. 

Over the weekend one of guys I dated over the summer left a few drunken voice and text messages on my phone. At first they were cute and funny. Then they got dirty but something must have happened to him. Must have been the vodka talking,  but he was ending his messages with love and missing me.

Sometimes alcohol can do bring out the best and worse in people. I think I will call him back next weekend and just replay all his messages. I can't wait to hear his response.



Love K oxox

Dear Diary...

Went to the NHL hockey game last night then got home very late. Could not sleep so watched some hot porn. This girl  spent the entire clip calling him daddy.

I've always been a daddy's girl, but I have no problem calling a guy "daddy" in bed.  I am never thinking of my father. I just find the whole play on words to be so very hot. 

Sometimes it's good to just be someone else in bed. Then you can blame them when you're a slut. It's just like people who blame the use of alcohol when they put out.

I admit I don't blame the cocktails - I blame the cock !-- Once that gets me going - I can't turn back !

So let me call you daddy and start this weekend already!

waiting for Friday,  K ox

Dear Diary,

Nothing like a week on a cruise ship to get away for life.   I could have stayed for weeks !

I always found the TV show Love Boat to be a joke when couples just met and fell in love on a cruise.  Now if they said if the boat's rocking don't come knocking. I would totally buy it. Something about being on a cruise just brings out everyone's fun side. Maybe it's the cruise director always trying to pump up the crowd. Trust me I don't need any help, that just brings out the devil in me.

I saw this girl on the cruise that was a cock tease.  I have no problem with that, but she was an in your face cock tease which made her coming across like a slut.  I am subtle cock tease. I like get my message across with some mystery. Never give them everything right away. Keep them wondering what is next.  It's like grabbing a guy by his balls.  He has no idea if your going give a hand or blow job.

I only had one problem on the cruise. The only way to get away from some guys is to toss them overboard. 

Love K ox

Dear Diary..

I got a phone call last night from one of my dad's friends. He was going to be in town and wondered if I was free to catch up and have dinner next week. I wonder if that is code for I am having a mid life crisis and I am hoping to get lucky.  I guess I should call him back and make plans. This could at least be good for some good cock teasing.

I never really found a word I liked for oral sex on woman. I just heard someone call it Box Job the other day. I am just sold on it now. My god it sounds so much better then "going down" That never sounds sexy, when you said it in the heat of the moment. If a guy can't give me a good box job I am pretty sure he would have no job with me.

Speaking of jobs, I am going on vacation tomorrow, I am slave to technology. so going on a cruise is the last place I should go.  It's like going to rehab.(but at least I can have cocktails) We will see how long I go without needing a technology  fix.  I am pretty sure to come back craving my dirty phone calls.  

So be ready for me -- but try and miss me  





Love K

Dear Diary,

Good bye Summer .. 

I have been putting this blog off because it's really to hard to say good bye. 

I pretty upfront about stuff in my life, I had a relationship break up in February. I learned that life goes on and learned timing is everything.

Trust me it took many dirty martinis, my friends, a few new pairs of shoes, rebound sex and buttery popcorn. 

I took the summer on single and boy did I make the best of it. I finished the summer with a broken toe. But it was better then a broken heart. But it made it harder to wear high heels.

I learned guys think your easy if you a phone sex girl. To be honest I am probably harder to score with. I know how to get off without your  help. But I can say I might be open then other girls. You have to mix it up in the bedroom. I am always looking for a way for the next big orgasm.

I love the fall weather, football, tailgating and hockey. so bring it on. Hopefully you can top my summer. I am taking on the dating world and I am pretty sure, I will give Sex in the City a run for it's money

Love K ox

Dear Dairy

Some of my friends were all worked up when they lost power during the  hurricane.  Everyone should own battery operated sex toys to past the time.  I actually enjoyed being stuck in the house.

I can't even believe this summer is coming to an end,  I swear to god it was just Memorial day weekend. Dam this summer went to fast. I feel like I have to wrap all the rest of my summer fun in the next week.

I am spending the last of my summer in Saratoga, NY.  It's one of my favorite places in the world. I have lived in Saratoga every summer since I was a little girl. It's funny I see the same people every summer and reminds me of soap opera.  Hook up's, break up's, parties and fun! 

The only good thing about it being the last weekend of summer. You won't have to hide out from your drunken weekend hook up. You won't run in him to till next summer. 

Love Kat ox