Dear Diary..

I got a phone call last night from one of my dad's friends. He was going to be in town and wondered if I was free to catch up and have dinner next week. I wonder if that is code for I am having a mid life crisis and I am hoping to get lucky.  I guess I should call him back and make plans. This could at least be good for some good cock teasing.

I never really found a word I liked for oral sex on woman. I just heard someone call it Box Job the other day. I am just sold on it now. My god it sounds so much better then "going down" That never sounds sexy, when you said it in the heat of the moment. If a guy can't give me a good box job I am pretty sure he would have no job with me.

Speaking of jobs, I am going on vacation tomorrow, I am slave to technology. so going on a cruise is the last place I should go.  It's like going to rehab.(but at least I can have cocktails) We will see how long I go without needing a technology  fix.  I am pretty sure to come back craving my dirty phone calls.  

So be ready for me -- but try and miss me  





Love K

Dear Diary,

Good bye Summer .. 

I have been putting this blog off because it's really to hard to say good bye. 

I pretty upfront about stuff in my life, I had a relationship break up in February. I learned that life goes on and learned timing is everything.

Trust me it took many dirty martinis, my friends, a few new pairs of shoes, rebound sex and buttery popcorn. 

I took the summer on single and boy did I make the best of it. I finished the summer with a broken toe. But it was better then a broken heart. But it made it harder to wear high heels.

I learned guys think your easy if you a phone sex girl. To be honest I am probably harder to score with. I know how to get off without your  help. But I can say I might be open then other girls. You have to mix it up in the bedroom. I am always looking for a way for the next big orgasm.

I love the fall weather, football, tailgating and hockey. so bring it on. Hopefully you can top my summer. I am taking on the dating world and I am pretty sure, I will give Sex in the City a run for it's money

Love K ox

Dear Dairy

Some of my friends were all worked up when they lost power during the  hurricane.  Everyone should own battery operated sex toys to past the time.  I actually enjoyed being stuck in the house.

I can't even believe this summer is coming to an end,  I swear to god it was just Memorial day weekend. Dam this summer went to fast. I feel like I have to wrap all the rest of my summer fun in the next week.

I am spending the last of my summer in Saratoga, NY.  It's one of my favorite places in the world. I have lived in Saratoga every summer since I was a little girl. It's funny I see the same people every summer and reminds me of soap opera.  Hook up's, break up's, parties and fun! 

The only good thing about it being the last weekend of summer. You won't have to hide out from your drunken weekend hook up. You won't run in him to till next summer. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

All this talk of hurricanes, reminds me of when you get home and your so ready for sexvyour clothes are every place in the room.  Talk about turning things upside down. Nothing
like finding your favorite black lace panties on top of a fish tank.

When the rain starts to really fall, I like to just go outside and passionately kiss. I say get wet. I want my clothes just sticking to me as you touch my face. Makes me want to take him inside and  bang him harder than a storm door in a hurricane.

I never really would think getting a hurricane is a good idea but It could be a whirl wind of a weekend

Be safe - Kit ox

Dear Diary..

Spent the day looking online for new sex toys for myself.  Really want something new to get me cumming.  But then I found this tasty treat. This would be a sweet treat in the bedroom.

If a guy is good with his fingers, hands and mouth I am pretty much in heaven.  Of course I am fan of cock,  but I need that orgasm from foreplay. I am pretty much let down if I don't get one.

Just the thought of him trying to use his mouth and tongue to eat the candy brings get me turned on already. I am thinking that hot candy panties hidden under a school girl skirt.

now this is a way to tease up a Tuesday!

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary

I saw myself when I am grandmother and I just loved it.  Our family friend Eileen is turning 70 this year. She is beyond funny and cute.  She always sporting sparkly clothes.  She drinks her vodka martini's and loves to listen to music.  She has two boyfriends  -Just in case one dies, which sounds awful but at her age why not.  She is my new idol.   Maybe I should try this two boyfriends concept.

She jokes that I have more sparkly or glitter stuff in my closet then a hooker in Las Vegas.  When I showed her a new dress I just got, her first answer was you'll turn heads in that darling.  She taught me one very
valuable lesson. Flaunt what god gave you even if you have no idea if anyone's looking !

Well I could not have said it better myself --Just get out there and sparkly- Those that mind, don't matter...Those that matter, don't mind

Happy Thursday

Dear Diary

I had my tarot cards and a palm reading in the some month, I am starting to feel like the Psychic Friends Network. It's fun and creepy to just sit there and listen to your life. I might be a little more freaked out that they said the same thing on both readings. Maybe I am sucker but some of the stuff really made sense.  I know they tell you general stuff and you just make it fit in your life.  Maybe I go my tea leaves or crystal ball reading next. I might has well get from all sides.

I got the most funniest message recently a guy offered to be my fuck buddy.  Does he really think I am lacking sex that much.  But wait does that stuff really even work.  You just say want to be fuck buddies and the other person says yes.   I might have to try this out.  I am pretty sure it comes with more questions then a simple yes or no.

One of my ex boyfriends from years ago calls and texts me all the time, it's usually just friendly talk but when I am drinking I toss in the sexual flirty texts here and there. The funny thing he is dating
a new girl now. I got to meet her this weekend. She was giving me the eye like I am her competition.  I wanted to say been there, done that-- He  is all yours.  But no worry  he will still text me tonight when your in his bed. Funny how girls just assume I want him back cause he wanted to meet up this weekend.

I had a super fun weekend and I wish the summer would slow down.  I feel like I have so much more I want to do and its now August.  My psychic told me to take a leap of faith.  To me that means just do what I want and see what happens. Dam she has no idea how much trouble that will cause me

Bring it on !

Love Kat ox