Dear Diary,

What happen to this week,   I have been just over loaded with things to do and places to be.  I guess it's better the just waiting for things to happen.

As I am settled back in chilly Chicago now,  I am starting to hate the winter now. At first the snow was a fun change, but now I am over it.   Its like having a good sex hook up a few times then you realize it's more "emotional" work then it's worth.    Maybe I should start selling my mittens because I lost at least one of each pair I own.   Who needs to jerk off in my panties when I have a few mittens.

Screw the winter, This weekend I am on a mission to find some sparkly hot heels, nothing brings a spring in your step then shoes that make the whole world want to bang you.

Happy Weekend-- Kitty ox

Dear Diary..

I just ordered some Liquid Latex Body Paint   I can just think of all the fun my body is going to have with dripping, pouring, dipping and painting up my body. I am not sure I can wait until it gets here. I forgot the best part the peeling it off. I hope its as much as a sexual turn as I am hoping it will be !  The best part of trying new sexual fetish is you have no idea what will turn you on. 

I was listening to the Rihanna song and the lyrics just stir every emotion inside of me. 

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

It just puts me the mood for the weekend.  I think I need to just go out and just get crazy and let loose this weekend.  Sometimes you just need to live in the moment.   I can taste the martinis already!

Happy Weekend - Kitty oxxo

Dear Diary..

I am going back to Chicago this upcoming week.  I am so looking forward to being back there. As much as being home has been fun. It's like losing your favorite black underwear and finding it under the bed. It's a sign it's time to go!

Everyone has sexual secrets and sometimes it's good to tell a friend. I heard a sexual secrets today from a buddy.  He made me promise not to tell anyone. I hated to tell him everyone already knows his secret, so I just kept quiet. Sometimes you talk to much about the stuff that makes you tick. So beware you could already be giving away what you think is a big deal.

I am thinking about getting vajazzled. To me it sounds like getting a cum dump on my vagina.  But it really means you decorate your pubic area with little crystals.  Maybe I should get a hello kitty down there so it means I am open for business.

Love Kitty ox

Dear Diary...

Happy Hump Day --  You better start your humping around !

When watching porn this week. I saw a girl who had a voice in her asshole. Yes a talking asshole. It was telling her partner to fuck her in the ass. Now that is pretty funny. I usually just put my ass up in the air. Who needs a voice then !

Speaking of ass, you know what kicks ass  --  I am so ready for the NFL play off's. I heard Brett Farve is retired again. When his wife finds out how much ass, he has been getting on the side. I bet he goes back to work next season. 

I am going to a themed Burlesque party at the end of the month. I am thinking of wearing a tight sparkly corest with short black shorts and some sexy sliver sequin shoes. I just love the whole sexual vibe of that era.  I can't wait to go shopping this weekend.

I am feeling very dirty kitty today - so I am going to do some hot calls and hear some dirty secrets.

Love Kitty ox