Dear Diary. Just got a pair of shoes I ordered in the mail and this is the first thing that popped in to my head.     As much as I like a guy to push me down and tell me he owns me. He can tell me he's going to use me any way he wants. But beware two can play this game.  I also have a demanding side myself.  Once I put on the right heels or boots for a man to just worship the ground I walk on. I click into aggressive little minx. I am turned on just making a man crumble at my feet for attention. You have to let him know who is in charge. Drag him around in a dog collar or make him pay to cum with his wallet. Spending his money while he's is blowing a load. I am not the kind of girl who just loves pets but watching a man do anything for me is the kind of pet this girl could get used to having.    - Love Kat ox --

Dear Diary.....

Are you ready for some Football ?

Tailgating is one of the best places to meet someone. I have to say it's its better then any bar or supermarket. Most people who go tailgating are just looking for a good time. They show up in a a great mood which just accelerates as cocktails, food and fun just pumps up the day.

My friends and I make keep a running count of how many phone numbers our friends get when tailgating. Tailgating is like a game show. You bring a friend who is the best host. Add in some great "game" players and the tailgate is your audience. In my world, survey says-- this is going to be a good day!

 

Something about the game of football just turns my sex drive in to a touchdown.   Maybe its all that tackling,  god only knows I like a good hit from behind.   

 

I think they should sell edible panties with sports logo's on them. I am pretty sure it would be a huge sell.  Nothing like going down to celebrate !!

 

Go Pats --  Kat oxox

 

 

 

 

Dear Diary...

did you miss me?

Everyone's doing it?

Do you really think people have sex as much as they say they do ?

I am very honest about my sex life. It's odd people lie about their sex life's. They lie about how many partners - They lie about how big your cock is - They lie on how long they last in the sack ! Do you think we lie because we are afraid to be honest. Yes I have to admit, not everyone is a porn star.

Do you think it makes you cool if you have a higher number of sex partners then others. I wont lie if you tell me you only slept with one person your whole life, I might think your lying or strange. Maybe I should be saying WOW, that is great you found that person right away.

Why do people think if you have a phone sex line that your lining men up around the corner. Just sucking dick of every guy like a fantasy football team. Yes I can understand the fantasy of all of the hot times. But I like being a regular girl with a dirty mouth and a fun time.

Just like High School, you will find the class president, the drama queen and cheerleader. You just grow older and new roles happen.

 But I can tell you one thing, Everyone was not doing it then and everyone is not doing it now.

Dear Diary...

Woo-hoo it's almost the weekend.  Watch out world-- I am in a primal mood. My sexuality is bursting at the seams.

I feel like everything keeps triggering me in to over drive.  I can't even eat a dish of ice cream without my mouth and mind wandering. I've could have a world record of porn watching this week.

Every image in my mind I am ripping off his shirt or begging him for more

Maybe I will go on a prowl, my bedroom might be like a crime scene in the morning.  I'll have a chalk outline of an unsuspecting  victim.  I at least will already have the hand cuffs

Get Dirty -- oxox

Dear Diary,
 

When porn films show pizza delivery guys, doctors and police officers just say nothing but one lame ass pick up line and girls just fall all over them. 

Fall all over is not the best word. I should say bend right over. I  wonder who even writes this stuff. Maybe I need to order a pizza and see if he asks if I want extra sausage.

What made me even think of classic pick up lines, While I was out last week.  I thought this guy just wanted to buy me a drink.

But his opening line was "Did I have plans for the rest of life" I guess he wanted more then me to bend over his bed he wanted happily ever after. 

At first, I was flattered then I found it a tad creepy. Maybe I should have said let's hop a plane to Vegas and just blown his mind.  But I think he had was hoping to be blown.

Just something about summer lovin, but in this case he got nothing !!

 

Dear Diary

 

For the love of Birth control, It's funny I am all for not having a baby right now in my life. But why is that when your in the heat in the moment you can't bring up protection. I know it kills the mood.

 

Would you rather have dirty hot sex with someone then ask to make sure your both safe. I know I am guilty of this crime. No worry you only get a nine month sentence when you're not careful.

Why do we risk a nine months pregnancy and life time of child raising over a five minute conversation on a condom.  Is it that hard to ask someone to cover up. Even after watching all the after school specials and lifetime movies. I still might take a risk in the sack and just make them "pull out" in time

Now they have what's call the morning after pill, that sounds like something I would take after a hangover. Can you image just keeping a bottle of morning after pills with the aspirin. I think that would give a whole new meaning to taking pills.

 

So cover up and let it sizzle !

 

Happy Monday -- Kat ox

Dear Diary....

 

Well I am shocked, just very shocked..

I am almost speechless and for a phone girl, that is pretty hard to do. I usually have so much to say !!

Lately my friends and I have been talking about how many sexual partners each of us had over the years. I am just floored that the numbers are lower compared to mine.

Mine was not the highest of my group of friends. BUT WOW.. I was shocked maybe cause I thought I was  average for my group of friends.  But I was on the middle to high group. I had more sex them most of my friends.

At first, I was like did we not all go to the same college?, My god what happen did you strike out every time we went to the same events.  Did you not hook up when we just to Vegas last time. I must have missed something I just swear to god I thought you might all be more active.

So I leave you with this, maybe your friends are not having as much sex as you. Maybe you just think your friends are getting laid. But I guess you have no idea what happens behind closed doors.

Happy Hump Day --Kat ox