Dear Diary...

I either got off to much last night or my orgasms are missing. No matter what I do I'm just can't get off today

I mixed it up with toys and new kinds of porn.  I even looked at adult shows on Cinemax.  I know why that didn't work, the shows are so "standard vanilla sex"  I love the cheesy music in sex scenes, cause the actors never talk.    How can you not talk during sex.

Maybe I'll give my body a break or I'll be posting. --Missing my orgasm signs around the neighbor

My neighbors found her dog that way- It might work for me

Happy Hump Day ...  K ox

 

 

Dear Diary...

I can't believe I am saying this -- I am not weekend ready, so in my world that means something will happen. I feel like the best things happen when you don’t plan them. Maybe I will just open a bottle of vodka and just let it just rip. So in looking for something to trigger my inner dirty side today. 

 

I saw this product on sex toy site that offers a "clone a willy" kit. Yes I am serious you actually make a mold of a hard cock. First of all I am sure it’s arousing making this mold for some sexual play. But I have to admit something If I was going to spice things up why would I want a sex toy in the shape of a cock I am already getting. Maybe we could borrow a cock to mold so we can mix things up. I also can't see myself purchasing anything called willy -- It reminds me small cock. 

 

So I guess I have to settle for some pink hand cuffs and see who I can catch this weekend !

 

- K ox

 

Dear Diary..

I feel like I am having an affair on you, I have not been around all week. I have been recovering from last week's long weekend. I have been addicted to television for the last few days.  I call this the lull between my storms of fun.

It's odd when you have continuously have sexual dreams about the same person and in every dream you say the same thing to him. I put my hand on his mouth and say don't say a word as I pulled him on top of me.  

I love dirty talk, but maybe I just know the relationship will only be this one physical night in the sack.    

Sometimes dreams belong in my sweet sexy slumber but I am tempted to see how he reacts when he finds out my dirty dreams about him

~~~K ox

Dear Diary,

After watching the television show The Bachelorette last night I absolutely was bored to death.

If I was the bachelorette  I'd change the show and give out cocktails instead of roses to the guys. I also could eliminate a lot of guys with just one kiss. If the don't melt my panties I'd probably will boot you. I'd also give guys a real reason to cry when they get cut I'd wear lingerie all the time.

Something about the show makes you want to believe in finding a relationship. But now I just wanna make the show more scandalous

Thank god it's hump day I got spice things up tonight.

oxoox- K 

Dear Diary...

I am a sweet girl, but I can still bring the heat. Sometimes guys take my sweetness as I want relationships with them. But honestly all I wanted is the heat.

I thought about ripping off your shirt or letting you slam me against a wall. You thought I wanted to date you and all I really wanted to do was fuck you.

So when your out this weekend  don't forget behind this  sweetheart lays a sassy slut just wanting to let it all out

Happy Weekend  - Kat ox

Dear Diary...

My weekend was full of bing, bang and boom and let's not forget the sizzle and spice. I had to spend most of Sunday in my pajamas relaxing to recover! As much as I like the getting out and living it up. I have to admit I am hometown girl with strong family roots and enjoy just doing nothing.

Well speaking of nothing, I think nothing of being open about my sexuality. I don't advertise it, but if I am asked a direct question. I will answer it, but only about my sexual actions. I don't kiss and tell about others. Not everyone likes their dirty laundry shared.

Last week, I ran to a bunch of old friends, one of them had his new girlfriend with him. Funny thing is that his new girlfriend is someone I had sexual relations with a few years back in a threesome with my boyfriend at the time. It's a small world and people often date or have sex with other people you know. But this will be the first time , I tell a guy friend, it's not your friend I hooked up with it's your girlfriend.

So tonight when I call him, first of all he will find out I like girls as well, but so does his girlfriend.

 

Happy Monday oxoxo

Dear Diary..

This weather is driving me crazy,one day it's warm the next day so chilly. I'm ready for summer and all the fun it will brings. I want it so very hot like the dirty scenes in the movie from nine and half weeks.

I want sex in rainy alley or spoon feed sensual foods draped on the kitchen floor. maybe I need a summer affair like this movie.

With all this talk it will be a Happy Hump Day

oxox