Dear Diary,

My friend recently asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. So far she's a bridezilla. But at least knows she's on that track. So the next few months should be crazy.

The last time I was in a wedding. I woke up in pale pink puffy bridesmaid dress with best man on the bathroom floor of a hotel suite.

I'm not sure what was worse the ugly dress or waking up on cold hard floor hungover with the best man who's not my type. Can you say awkward.  I won't catch the bouquet next time. It went all down hill from there.

So let's hope that the bridal party is hot and I love my next bridesmaids dress.

I swear when I get married I'll just hit Las Vegas and save my friends bridal party hell

Love Kat ooxx

 

Dear Diary,

Please don't leave me ....

The summer just shows up and you have the best time for a few months. Then it just dumps you before winter months.  It's like a bad break up and you were denial it was going to happen.

I feel like curling up with Ben and Jerry's ice cream in my boy shorts and crying in to my pillow.  Maybe I will play Adele cd's and eat potato chips.  I had a large summer buzz now I have a fall hangover. I'm not one for getting back together with anyone who dumps me. But I'd consider hooking up with the summer for a few more weeks.
 
So I'm still dragging myself kicking and screaming in to September. It's time to pack up the flip flops and sun dresses.  The only plus side of packing the open toe heels is I can start wearing knee hi boots.

At least football season has started, that always brings me a smile.  Let's hope for a touch down, when I start tailgating next weekend. Maybe getting tackled in the Fall won't be so bad.

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I am finishing up this summer with the Fifty Shade series.  I am on last book entitled Fifty Shades Freed.

Open your Legs, he orders

I move them apart.

Wider he orders

He then calls me a good girl.

Something about being called a good girl, when I'm being a nasty little slut for your partner.  It just makes you feel like its your job. That is one job I don't mind having. I have to admit that is quite a turn on for me when I am being talked to while having sex.  

As much as I love dirty talk, to me it's the right words or phrases that pull me in to a new sexual experiences.  So call me sweet baby as you bend me over the bed.

So I have loved reading the 50 shades books. Just like the book, maybe I need to get spanking when I do things wrong.  But in that case that would happen every day.

Hope you had a Happy Hump Day ~ Kat ox

Dear Diary..

Well today's my half birthday. I never really celebrated it before this year. But it's just other reason to have a fun time and get gifts. Okay I tossed in the gifts part, a girl can hope can't she. Maybe I should get a half birthday crown and hit the town tonight. I feel the urge to splurge in raspberry martini's.

Maybe I will treat myself to some new shoes to celebrate my half birthday. Just sometimes about shoes, just puts me in a good mood. I find sexy shoes just bring out my inner dirty kitty. It just puts a wiggle in your walk and diva in the bedroom with the right pair.  

Christian Grey had me at 50 shades of Grey and Christian Louboutin had me with these metallic shimmered heels

Happy Half Birthday to me-- Hope I don't get half the spankings

~Kat ox

Dear Diary....

Maybe I'm reading to much Fifty Shades of Grey,  Just finishing up book two tonight.  As I'm turning pages just hooked in to finding out more.  When he tells her to go in the bathroom and take off her panties during a dinner date I was just as ready for it myself.

I would have no problem taking my panties off.  But I feel sexy wearing boy short panties.  I love the way they tightly cup my ass cheeks. I love how you can mix up the styles from  school girl to leather boy shorts.   You can be a little flirt and let your ass cheeks hang out.

I've been hearing so much about the 50 shades books are becoming a movie.  This is one movie I won't be wearing my panties. 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

I like you sore, reminds me where I have been.

~~just the kind of line from the book 50 shades of grey that keeps my interest in the book. I am going on the second book in this dominating sexual affair goes to new levels

I sorta feel bad for guys right now, try competing with this level of intense sexuality. Well maybe not cause most women today are just wanting to fucked in every way this book describes

I am not a stranger to BDSM sexual play but this book is giving me ideas that make my panties just stick to me. I might have to try some new stuff in the bedroom.


Speaking of hot, this summer is heating up and one of my summer favorite TV shows is back-- Big Brother. I still think they should add a peep show room, so you watch other's hook up. Maybe they should make everyone read 50 shades of grey and let the taping begin

Happy Monday !~ love kat oxox

Dear Diary....

Did you miss me-- Well July 4th week was much like fireworks. It went off with a bang and brighten my world. I spent time with my oldest and dearest friends and wished the week never ended.
 

Since sex always becomes the topic of our late night conversations.  We all started reading the book
50 Shades of Grey as a book club right now

Let me tell you it's more like 50 shades of orgasms for me. I knew the book was dirty, but I had  no idea the story line.  The more I read the book, maybe I should consider being punished or controlled.

I think my sex drive just went up 50 notches.  I should be ready for the next book in the series this week.
I usually wait for the movie but this book gets my panties in a twist.

Well hump it up its Hump day, if not just grab the book and get dirty