Dear Diary...

On the road again.. Yes it's a song but the next two weeks I have so much going on and traveling.  So right there you know I am going to get in trouble.  But just think how much I'll have to tell you all when I get back.

It's fun when you travel and stay at hotels. I love to watch all the seedy hook up's and late night shenanigans. It just makes it easier to jump right in on the action.  Did you every notice how much friendlier people are at a hotel then when say at home in the supermarket.

The only think I hate about traveling is packing -- I have to much stuff and never know what I want to bring or wear. I used to always bring my favorite vibrator on vacation. But then it got broke once in my suitcase.  

So I am going old fashion masturbation on the this trip.  I just got out of cast on my hand. my poor hand might need a cast when I return for having to all the work..  

Well maybe I could just hook up... 

Love Kat ox

Dear Diary..

That awkward moment when you run in to someone you slept with and your friends had no idea. When everyone can tell just after the person leaves that something must have happened  

No matter how much you deny anything happen no one really believes you.  Something about sexual chemistry no matter much you try and hide it.  That feeling rivals love and lust to me.  It's so strong it makes you want to
rip off your clothes

I saw on Mad Men this week, when Don says just as he rips off her clothes before sex - "you want this", now I find that a turn on when I guy knows I want so badly he lets me know he can feel it

As much as I like being control cause I consider myself a huge cock tease, I like a guy who knows when its time to get aggressive. He should know when it's time for hair pulling and spankings. 

Sometimes a little pain can be so much pleasure

enjoy your Tuesday ! oxox

Dear Diary...

I am a night owl -- maybe cause I get in all my late night trouble this way -  But over all I stay up way to late and everyone tells me to take sleeping pills lately.

I never take sleeping pills and I don't need any with the Hitachi magic wand. That wears me out and I get achieved orgasm every time. I love that the sex toy plugs into the wall. To me anything with batteries is just not strong enough

The only drawback is suggested usage time is 20 minutes. When it gets warm I'm afraid it's going to go on fire. Maybe I should start dating a fireman

Get hot this hump day 

Love K ox

Dear Diary...

Still in a cast, but now I'm rocking it like a super model. This should be my last week. I've gotten pretty handy with one hand.  Who knew I'd be so resourceful  ? (if you know what I mean)

I'm so in mood for March Madness. It brings out my inner sassy cat. I am feeling invincible so I better start working on my brackets tonight.

I find it's sorta humorous it's steak and blow job day. I'd probably deserve the steak more then him for my blow job skills. Who really needs Valentines Day??

So enjoy it --Happy Hump day

Dear Diary

Thank god I have voice text-- sorry been so quiet the last few days. I am wearing a cast. I am thinking I will keep telling people it's a handcuff's accident.  

People don't tend to ask for more information when you put them in an awkward place.  I have some nerve and carpal tunnel problems with my right arm.  Maybe I should have said I masturbate to much.

Can't recall the last time I watched so much television   I watched every episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl. As a phone girl I could relate to the storyline.  I would not say I am phone girl in secret. But I really don't go broadcasting it to everyone I meet.  That is the best part about it, I can get my dirty on without every being judged.  It's alot easier to share you liked your hair pulled or your ass spanked when having sex. The one thing about sexual secrets is that everyone has one and it turns me on hearing all about them

so on this hump day -- start letting all your secrets out!!

Maybe I have to learn how to masturbate with my left hand today,  at least it will keep me busy !

xx

Dear Diary,

So enjoyed my birthday last week. The best part about birthday's are spankings, I look forward to it every year. It's the bonus when getting older is more spankings. Plus no one gives you a look when you say birthday spankings over here ! Thanks for making my day so special.

The snow has been less this winter but I'm getting the winter blues. At least March Madness is around the corner I just find it an excuse to get a lottle crazy and watch sports with cocktails I'm just ready for the summer. Maybe I should just crack the heat and wear my bathing suit and slurp pineapple drinks in the living room

Happy Monday - make it hot !

Dear Diary..

Louis Vuitton condoms are expensive, I should make it mandatory to use when having sex with me.  I saw the condoms cost 68 dollars.  I think 69.00 dollars would be so much more appropriate

Maybe I'd just use my birth control pills if they got me some Louis Vuitton shoes instead. I'd at least wear them to bed!

It's often you find guys whom rant and rave over sex conquests. If you ask them if they have had or done a certain sexual act they say yes without a doubt. Even if its not true it's about pride.

On my late-night chat with guy friend. He was so honest about past romantic relationships and sexual escapades. I rather date a guy who says I've never had a threesome then a guy who acts like a porn star. Or maybe the guy was just so sweet and cute. I just want to corrupt him

Happy Tuesday ox